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... Bettman must have egg on is face...

Actually, he is eating crow sauteed in white wine, served over angel hair pasta. Giada DeLaurentiis prepared it on yesterday's show.

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And the idiocy of the NHL continues.

Sakai as lead play by play guy? Please. They shoulda gone with Michael Chiarello.

Meanwhile, somewhere in British Columbia, Lee Laminger is pitching a tent over the prospect of watching the planned "Paula Deen's Three Stars Chicken and Grits Party" marathon scheduled for All Star Weekend 2008.

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And the idiocy of the NHL continues.

Sakai as lead play by play guy? Please. They shoulda gone with Michael Chiarello.

Meanwhile, somewhere in British Columbia, Lee Laminger is pitching a tent over the prospect of watching the planned "Paula Deen's Three Stars Chicken and Grits Party" marathon scheduled for All Star Weekend 2008.

At least that will be his cover story... this time.

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What next??? Emrald is gonna do play by play. They gonna give tips for better snacks during intermission. Bettman is the worst comissioner.

They have a deal with NBC. I dont see why they didnt try to be on the USA Network or something.

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What next??? Emrald is gonna do play by play. They gonna give tips for better snacks during intermission. Bettman is the worst comissioner.

They have a deal with NBC. I dont see why they didnt try to be on the USA Network or something.

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What next??? Emrald is gonna do play by play.

They have a deal with NBC.

Well, in all fairness, Emeril had a deal with NBC too. Look how well that went. Bam, indeed.

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maybe we can get a "30 Minute Meal Night" leaguewide where the periods will be cut to 10 minutes and Rachael Ray will do a special pre game cooking demonstration.

I know i'm pulling for it, and if anyone can get the job done it's gary!

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What next??? Emrald is gonna do play by play. They gonna give tips for better snacks during intermission. Bettman is the worst comissioner.

They have a deal with NBC. I dont see why they didnt try to be on the USA Network or something.

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"In all my years as commissioner, I have learned that our diverse group of fans and players all enjoy food of some sort. Italian, French, barbecue, quick-and-easy 30-minute meals?you name it, one or more of them eat it,"

Suprisingly, thats the smartest and least obvious thing Bettman has said in his tenure as comish.......

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...adding that Iron Chef French host Hiroyuki Sakai will join play-by-play announcer Mike "Doc" Emrick and analyst Brian Engblom to form a new lead announcing team for all Food Network games.

Sakai barely speaks English! And besides, isn't he retired now?

It's Japanese chef Masaharu Morimoto that still toils away on Iron Chef America.

However, I could imagine something vaguely Iron Chef-ish going on...

Shinichiro Ohta: Fukui-san!

Mike Emrick: ...who, me?

Ohta: I've got some news from the Senators bench, it seems like they'll be going with four forwards on their next powerplay to try and jumpstart it.

Mike Emrick: Thanks for the update.

Ohta: Oh, and head coach Bryan Murray will be preparing six dishes tonight.

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I can sum this up in two words...

TOTAL BULLS :censored: T

What's next, the NBA on MTV?

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