WJMorris3 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 You know, since this is not real, I hope teams start to Wargame Barry Bonds. The only winning move is not to play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sport Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 over/under...I say 5 people don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 "This is the best thing that has happened to baseball in years," said New York resident Tom Plaitano, 63. "I remember watching Hank Aaron as a kid, and even though I don't recall a time when all home runs hit off Sandy Koufax counted for two, I don't really care. This decision just makes sense to me."Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnWis97 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Sure it's the Onion, but it's probably go Selig's mind turning. Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse." BADGERS TWINS VIKINGS TIMBERWOLVES WILD POTD (Shared) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twill_engineer Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 My favorite Onion story!Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spyboy1 Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I can't believe they could get Harmon Killebrew up to 800 even. The one he hit into the upper deck at Metropolitan Stadium should have been worth 2 by itself. Click here to read Third String Goalie - The Hockey Jersey of the Day Blog Click here to see my hockey and baseball jersey collection online ?You don?t like to see 20 kids punching 20 other kids. But it?s not a disgrace, It?s hockey.? - Michael Farber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatSleepJeep Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I can't believe they could get Harmon Killebrew up to 800 even. The one he hit into the upper deck at Metropolitan Stadium should have been worth 2 by itself.Selig said that one just counts as one. However, the David Ortiz Moonshot that hit the speaker in the MetroDome is worth now 50 home runs, giving him the single season record with 104. Sorry Barry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kj Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is rediculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome. Buy some t-shirts and stuff at KJ Shop! KJ Branded | Behance portfolio POTD 2013-08-22 On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said: When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nwtrailtrekker Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 why does this seem like a last chance attempt to prolong bonds' breaking the record? oh yah, cause it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Hey, let's adjusting each all-time HR records according the US inflation level.Maybe we'll read some marvelous new records for Aaron, Ruth and Mays... all those guys should have 1,000+ HRs. It's great to be young and a Giant! - Larry Doyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 And shouldn't we adjust for the exchange rate against the Yen? After all, the Japanese record is 868. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Wow...anyone else got a huge boner like I do right now?--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiddySicks Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is ridiculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.1. Dude I mentioned Tommy Lasorda falling down. Come now. Maybe not worth an extra deep fly, but definately a chuckle.2. I have no idea what your talking about On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said: She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sec19Row53 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is rediculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.1. Dude I mentioned Tommy Lasorda falling down. Come now. Maybe not worth an extra deep fly, but definately a chuckle.2. I have no idea what you're talking about He meant that up there Fixed that other one for you It's where I sit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 And shouldn't we adjust for the exchange rate against the Yen? After all, the Japanese record is 868.Beat out Peter Gammons! Get an economist to discuss about this stuff. It's great to be young and a Giant! - Larry Doyle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnWis97 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 But if thats the case, they would also ahve to give Bonds' a bunch of there "Uncounted" home runs. This is rediculous and horribly unfair, and the only way to fix it would to give Bond's a home run every time the Rally Monkey in Anaheim makes an appearence as well as crediting him with five every time Tommy Lasorda falls down.1. I hope you were being sarcastic. Because otherwise, uh...2. The word is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. You're welcome.You're sig acutally is what has stopped me from misspelling ridiculous. You have made a difference. Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse." BADGERS TWINS VIKINGS TIMBERWOLVES WILD POTD (Shared) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DG_ThenNowForever Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Wow...anyone else got a huge boner like I do right now?--Roger "Time?" Clemente.That's what she said. 1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said: and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi74 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Does anyone know what Aaron's total would be if they counted his Negro League HR's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Meningocele Posted May 3, 2007 Author Share Posted May 3, 2007 Well, the "under" was your winner this time--due mostly to a few people who didn't let this one play out to see how many we could truly get.I am claiming patsox#1 and nwtrailtrekker as victims, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiasco! Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Well, the "under" was your winner this time--due mostly to a few people who didn't let this one play out to see how many we could truly get.I am claiming patsox#1 and nwtrailtrekker as victims, though.I believe I may still have the all time record for most people fooled. LinkedIn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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