Drew22 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 She liked to wear the EDGE jerseys. Eagles/Heels/Dawgs/Falcons/Hawks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koizim Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Insert generic sex/hockey joke here. Engine, Engine, Number Nine, on the New York transit line, If my train goes off the track, pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Back on the scene, crispy and clean, You can try, but then why, 'cause you can't intervene. We be the outcast, down for the settle. Won't play the rock, won't play the pebble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milo Meningocele Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I'm assuming she was quite prone to the poke check.I'm assuming she was quite open to the poke check.Fixed.No, I think the word "prone" is all to appropriate here.She liked to wear the EDGE jerseys.That's not funny in the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maz Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 She was always in the box, she liked roughing......nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshawaggie Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 She was a hockey player that liked to skate and pass the puck, and when she got tired she went to the bench to rest, and then when her line was ready to go she would go back out and play hockey HOCKEY! @josh_j12 CFA- Fargo Bobcats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 She was always in the box, she liked roughing......nevermind.I believe you mean other players were always in HER box. Roughing was an in-box activity, along with spearing. She did plenty of hooking, if I recall. Hockey/whore puns are awesome, and quite easy, much like Ms. Hilton...except for the awesome part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAD! Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I think Sabres fans object to the skate in the crease.... I saw, I came, I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I think Sabres fans object to the skate in the crease....I think I'd be more concerned with the crease being blue if I were her. She might want to see the trainer about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-kj Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Gives an all-new meaning to "sin bin." Buy some t-shirts and stuff at KJ Shop! KJ Branded | Behance portfolio  POTD 2013-08-22 On 7/14/2012 at 2:20 AM, tajmccall said: When it comes to style, ya'll really should listen to Kev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapshot Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 If your shot goes between the legs and the red light goes on, it's good!A tighter grip on the shaft = better control, and even better results.The action swings both ways, and goes end-to-end.Hard and fast play will put butts in the seats.You may get charged for interference if you spend too much time in the crease.A little high sticking will get you two in the box.More piping than in a head shop. (sorry...that's about the Predators' jerseys) Back-to-Back Fatal Forty Champion 2015 & 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Clemente Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 She liked it five-hole. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 PARIS HILTON ENJOYS SEX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VC// Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Seems like she only played hockey when she was at that school and that was the end of it. She sucked, like she sucks at many other things, now objects she sucks well.By the way, she liked it glove side, pink glove side...ok whatever, 5-hole..there. LETS GO PENGUINS! 5x Stanley Cup Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coast2CoastAM2006 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Seems like she only played hockey when she was at that school and that was the end of it. She sucked, like she sucks at many other things, now objects she sucks well.By the way, she liked it glove side, pink glove side...ok whatever, 5-hole..there.did she ever play in the Pink Taco Arena? Spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo_prankster Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I bet she ducked hits and cried mommy like when Eric Lindros saw Scott Stevens coming.I bet she would cry mommy like Kris Draper when Claude Lemieux slammed his face into the boards . The Fictional Story of Austus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nation Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 She was a hockey player that liked to skate and pass the puck, and when she got tired she went to the bench to rest, and then when her line was ready to go she would go back out and play hockey HOCKEY!That was actually very funny, good work Wilson!PARIS HILTON ENJOYS SEXThere we go!! The blunt approach is quite funny as well. Two Thumbs up...... Up Hiltons VAGINA!!! Ok, very sorry, not funny at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shumway Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I bet she ducked hits and cried mommy like when Eric Lindros saw Scott Stevens coming.I bet she would cry mommy like Kris Draper when Claude Lemieux slammed his face into the boards .Would she curl up in a ball as Darren McCarty beat the crap out of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo_prankster Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I bet she ducked hits and cried mommy like when Eric Lindros saw Scott Stevens coming.I bet she would cry mommy like Kris Draper when Claude Lemieux slammed his face into the boards .Would she curl up in a ball as Darren McCarty beat the crap out of her?Sure. Why not?While we're on this topic, with the way Paris has been spewing that idiotic N word, she'd be on the wrong end of a body check from Donald Brashear, Mike Grier, Jarome Iginla or Anson Carter. The Fictional Story of Austus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coast2CoastAM2006 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I bet she ducked hits and cried mommy like when Eric Lindros saw Scott Stevens coming.I bet she would cry mommy like Kris Draper when Claude Lemieux slammed his face into the boards .Would she curl up in a ball as Darren McCarty beat the crap out of her?Sure. Why not?While we're on this topic, with the way Paris has been spewing that idiotic N word, she'd be on the wrong end of a body check from Donald Brashear, Mike Grier, Jarome Iginla or Anson Carter.the n-word be nucking futs? Spoilers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VC// Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I'd still hit it, flip it and repeat. LETS GO PENGUINS! 5x Stanley Cup Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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