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1. ChEaTErs*********** LOL!!! I am So FuniI

2. Colts (To be the man, you got to beat the man. Whoo!)

3. Cowboys

4. Packers

5. Steelers

No, you're not. The reason you're not funny is because of two reasons.

First, as I tell gregjigga, no one on this board actually types like that. Especially not me. If I had a history of making posts using "LOL" or misspelling "funny," then yes, your joke would deserve a chuckle. Except I don't. And if you're going to rely on the Internet standby of criticizing another person's post by typing stupidly, you don't get to use irony as a humor device.

Second, you cut and paste my Ric Flair quote. I'm the only guy to have invoked Ric Flair in ranking of pro football teams and it was an original thought. You just bastardized my original thought right after you bastardized gregjigga's still-unfunny misspelling device. You stole two jokes and followed it up with nothing of your own.

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1. Patriots (As Gov. Ventura says, "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.")

2. Colts ("The Champs are here!")

3. Packers (They get the #3 spot, because Brett Favre might just be "the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.")

4. Cowboys (They've "wined and dined with Kings and Queens, and slept in alleys eatin' Pork 'n Beans", but for this week, they remain NFC East royalty.)

5.Giants ("What I'd like now, is for all you fat, out of shape, Bridge and Tunnel Jersey sweathogs, to stand up, put your greasy little hands together, and make some noise for quite possibly the best defense in the NFC.")

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Patriots

Colts

Giants

Cowboys

Packers

1. ChEaTErs*********** LOL!!! I am So FuniI

2. Colts (To be the man, you got to beat the man. Whoo!)

3. Cowboys

4. Packers

5. Steelers

No, you're not. The reason you're not funny is because of two reasons.

First, as I tell gregjigga, no one on this board actually types like that. Especially not me. If I had a history of making posts using "LOL" or misspelling "funny," then yes, your joke would deserve a chuckle. Except I don't. And if you're going to rely on the Internet standby of criticizing another person's post by typing stupidly, you don't get to use irony as a humor device.

Second, you cut and paste my Ric Flair quote. I'm the only guy to have invoked Ric Flair in ranking of pro football teams and it was an original thought. You just bastardized my original thought right after you bastardized gregjigga's still-unfunny misspelling device. You stole two jokes and followed it up with nothing of your own.

You are by far the most amazingly talented and natural assh*le i have ever come across.

You have serious talent. Don't let it go to waste.

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Second, you cut and paste my Ric Flair quote. I'm the only guy to have invoked Ric Flair in ranking of pro football teams and it was an original thought. You just bastardized my original thought right after you bastardized gregjigga's still-unfunny misspelling device. You stole two jokes and followed it up with nothing of your own.

How can it be your original thought if you're stealing it from Ric Flair?

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