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1. Patriots

2-32. You could make an All-Star team out of everyone else and the Patriots would STILL be favored by 25 points(minimum).

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Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends. Sounds like something from a Rocky & Bullwinkle story arc.

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1. Dolphins

2. Rams

3. Falcons

4. Titans' defence

5. Matt Cassel

[Croatia National Team Manager Slavan] Bilic then went on to explain how Croatia's success can partially be put down to his progressive man-management techniques. "Sometimes I lie in the bed with my players. I go to the room of Vedran Corluka and Luka Modric when I see they have a problem and I lie in bed with them and we talk for 10 minutes." Maybe Capello could try getting through to his players this way too? Although how far he'd get with Joe Cole jumping up and down on the mattress and Rooney demanding to be read his favourite page from The Very Hungry Caterpillar is open to question. --The Guardian's Fiver, 08 September 2008

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1. ChEaTErs*********** LOL!!! I am So FuniI

2. Colts (To be the man, you got to beat the man. Whoo!)

3. Cowboys

4. Packers

5. Steelers

No, you're not. The reason you're not funny is because of two reasons.

First, as I tell gregjigga, no one on this board actually types like that. Especially not me. If I had a history of making posts using "LOL" or misspelling "funny," then yes, your joke would deserve a chuckle. Except I don't. And if you're going to rely on the Internet standby of criticizing another person's post by typing stupidly, you don't get to use irony as a humor device.

Second, you cut and paste my Ric Flair quote. I'm the only guy to have invoked Ric Flair in ranking of pro football teams and it was an original thought. You just bastardized my original thought right after you bastardized gregjigga's still-unfunny misspelling device. You stole two jokes and followed it up with nothing of your own.

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and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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1. Patriots (As Gov. Ventura says, "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.")

2. Colts ("The Champs are here!")

3. Packers (They get the #3 spot, because Brett Favre might just be "the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.")

4. Cowboys (They've "wined and dined with Kings and Queens, and slept in alleys eatin' Pork 'n Beans", but for this week, they remain NFC East royalty.)

5.Giants ("What I'd like now, is for all you fat, out of shape, Bridge and Tunnel Jersey sweathogs, to stand up, put your greasy little hands together, and make some noise for quite possibly the best defense in the NFC.")

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Patriots

Colts

Giants

Cowboys

Packers

1. ChEaTErs*********** LOL!!! I am So FuniI

2. Colts (To be the man, you got to beat the man. Whoo!)

3. Cowboys

4. Packers

5. Steelers

No, you're not. The reason you're not funny is because of two reasons.

First, as I tell gregjigga, no one on this board actually types like that. Especially not me. If I had a history of making posts using "LOL" or misspelling "funny," then yes, your joke would deserve a chuckle. Except I don't. And if you're going to rely on the Internet standby of criticizing another person's post by typing stupidly, you don't get to use irony as a humor device.

Second, you cut and paste my Ric Flair quote. I'm the only guy to have invoked Ric Flair in ranking of pro football teams and it was an original thought. You just bastardized my original thought right after you bastardized gregjigga's still-unfunny misspelling device. You stole two jokes and followed it up with nothing of your own.

You are by far the most amazingly talented and natural assh*le i have ever come across.

You have serious talent. Don't let it go to waste.

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Second, you cut and paste my Ric Flair quote. I'm the only guy to have invoked Ric Flair in ranking of pro football teams and it was an original thought. You just bastardized my original thought right after you bastardized gregjigga's still-unfunny misspelling device. You stole two jokes and followed it up with nothing of your own.

How can it be your original thought if you're stealing it from Ric Flair?

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