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2013-14 NHL Season: "We Are North American Scum"


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Hansen and Sestito both get an instigator, fight, and misconduct with 7:11 left in the 3rd, leaving the Ducks seven minutes of 5-on-3.

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The Canucks Twitter guy had fun tonight.

Likely the only person in the organization that did so.

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That's what, 49 PIMs for Sestito in two games? Lots of players don't hit 49 minutes in a season. Make this guy disappear for a few games, typical Vancouver scumbag.

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My God, Vancouver is really a goon squad.

I don't know if I've ever seen a team completely lose it like the Canucks did tonight. Not just on the scoreboard, but the fights, penalties, misconducts, ejections. And I can never think of a time where I've seen two players from one team get fighting majors and the other team didn't, add on the two instigators, the Ducks had a 5 on 3 for the final 7:11 of play, because even on the 5 on 3 the Canucks were still taking penalties. Like honestly, I felt bad for the rest of the Canucks and especially their poor 3rd stringer in net, Joacim Eriksson.

On the Ducks side.... holy :censored:

20-0-2 at home. Won 18 of 19 (only replicated by the 1967-68 Montreal Canadiens, who eventually won 20 of 21). Franchise record 9 goals. Franchise record 6 power play goals. Franchise record 14 of the 18 Ducks skaters recorded a point. Tied franchise record of 8 Ducks with multiple points. Teemu Selanne eventually gets credited with the game winning goal, his 110th to tie him with Brett Hull at 4th all-time. Not to mention our own 3rd string net minder Frederik Andersen coming in for the flu-bitten Jonas Hiller to go to 11-2 on the season.

This was really fun and all. But a little back-to-back roadie to Chicago and St. Louis is on the docket. Those will be awesome. GO DUCKS.

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On the Ducks side.... holy :censored:

20-0-2 at home. Won 18 of 19 (only replicated by the 1967-68 Montreal Canadiens, who eventually won 20 of 21). Franchise record 9 goals. Franchise record 6 power play goals. Franchise record 14 of the 18 Ducks skaters recorded a point. Tied franchise record of 8 Ducks with multiple points. Teemu Selanne eventually gets credited with the game winning goal, his 110th to tie him with Brett Hull at 4th all-time. Not to mention our own 3rd string net minder Frederik Andersen coming in for the flu-bitten Jonas Hiller to go to 11-2 on the season.

This was really fun and all. But a little back-to-back roadie to Chicago and St. Louis is on the docket. Those will be awesome. GO DUCKS.

LETS NOT GET COCKY NOW....

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Red-hot Ducks vs. limp-dicked Blackhawks won't really be a game. I'm sure it'll go like this:

Wow, what a great game that was! The Blackhawks put up a great fight (and boy those red home sweaters are glorious), but after the Ducks put up 17 2nd period goals I was really surprised to see that many fans left at the "Madhouse on Madison."

As far as the Ducks are concerned, golly gee WHIZ!

Teemu, glorious, heavenly, sweaty, absurdly-hung Teemu, with 11 assists, a broken hip, and LOL@FAUXRETIREMENTS, he's so great. Ducks are 48Q-*2-% on the road, their team irrationally makes up the entire USA olympic roster, and really everything's just coming up Milhouse. Thank GOD the Ducks called up 8th string goalie/zamboni driver/random Swede Edd Robertssonn for spot duty in tonight's 27-0 shutout victory! I mean, just LOOK at that depth! Unreal. I'm seriously. So humbled to be a fan. Of this great franchise.

Serislee. So much Ducks. Such humble. I have fun with sports. Ducks quack. Something-something-Lakers/Clippers-jab, CAPS LOCK BABY

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Red-hot Ducks vs. limp-dicked Blackhawks won't really be a game. I'm sure it'll go like this:

Wow, what a great game that was! The Blackhawks put up a great fight (and boy those red home sweaters are glorious), but after the Ducks put up 17 2nd period goals I was really surprised to see that many fans left at the "Madhouse on Madison."

As far as the Ducks are concerned, golly gee WHIZ!

Teemu, glorious, heavenly, sweaty, absurdly-hung Teemu, with 11 assists, a broken hip, and LOL@FAUXRETIREMENTS, he's so great. Ducks are 48Q-*2-% on the road, their team irrationally makes up the entire USA olympic roster, and really everything's just coming up Milhouse. Thank GOD the Ducks called up 8th string goalie/zamboni driver/random Swede Edd Robertssonn for spot duty in tonight's 27-0 shutout victory! I mean, just LOOK at that depth! Unreal. I'm seriously. So humbled to be a fan. Of this great franchise.

Serislee. So much Ducks. Such humble. I have fun with sports. Ducks quack. Something-something-Lakers/Clippers-jab, CAPS LOCK BABY

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That's getting my vote too :lol:

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Typical that I go out of the loop for a bit and then all of a sudden WHAM they beat the Canucks 9-1 and continue a crazy win streak. The joys of being a long distance fan who lives eight hours ahead of his favourite team and can't really watch games because Gamecenter Live is too expensive for one game every couple of weeks.

​Not that I'm complaining about the team's performance, though.

Also I have other means of watching, but I don't know if we're allowed to talk about that here.

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Not NHL, but I did not really know where else to put this...

 

Disclaimer: If this comment is about an NBA uniform from 2017-2018 or later, do not constitute a lack of acknowledgement of the corporate logo to mean anything other than "the corporate logo is terrible and makes the uniform significantly worse."

 

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Keith Olbermann got in a fight with Tom Sestito's little sister. [homer]What an age we live in.[/homer]

The way I read it was that she tweeted at him and he tweeted back not knowing it was a 13 year old girl.

Which I find odd that a 13 year old girl has (needs) a twitter account and she tweeted about some political stuff that I'm not sure she fully understands.

Quote from Tom about Olbermann.

What am I going to do, he said, in response to Olbermanns criticism. Everyone has their opinion. That guy doesnt really know much about hockey, does he?

No Tom, I don't think you know much about hockey.

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Keith Olberman is a pompous blowhard who has sburnt every bridge he has ever crossed, he should not even respond to this, and the fact he does shows its only a matter of time before he is podcasting from the funny farm.

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