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In this video Raffi Torres broke his stick in half and in a precise, deliberate motion repeatedly stabbed Nick Bonino in the cheek, eye socket, and throat with the sharp, splintered remnants of his fiberglass hockey stick.

After Bonino collapsed to the ice in a bloody heap, Torres removed his skate, stoved in Bonino's skull, and urinated into his now fractured brainpan.

Due to the violence of this event and the repeat history in his career, the NHL is suspending Torres 20 games.

Reduced to 8 on appeal.

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What a damn joke. I thought we were supposed to be getting rid of this amateur hour crap once we left NCVMC. We'll give the team a garbage 3d because you know Brooklyn and we need to expand the fan base but we'll put them on the radio so that the fan base can't hear them. The decision making over in the executive suite at Barclay's is just mindblowing.

season tickets or stfu

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Only a team like the Sharks would sign a player like him in the first place.

Why bother with the long suspension? He'll just injure someone again, as soon as he comes back regardless of the length of his punishment.

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Only a team like the Sharks would sign a player like him in the first place.

Why bother with the long suspension? He'll just injure someone again, as soon as he comes back regardless of the length of his punishment.

My thoughts exactly. He's a scumbag who's proven time and time again that he's not going to change his ways. The Sharks need to get rid of his ass.
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Scott Stevens is rolling in his grave !

No, he's just having a seizure in a ditch, probably from all the elbows he took to the head.

:therock: Scotty dealt the shoulders and elbows, rarely smelt them himself.

It was the end of hockey when he retired, final blow came when the league ditched whites at home !

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When Raffi Torres actually wanted to play hockey he wasn't a bad hockey player. He was a part of the Oilers and Canucks runs to game 7 of the finals.

Apparently he is a world class idiot, though.

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Scott Stevens is rolling in his grave !

No, he's just having a seizure in a ditch, probably from all the elbows he took to the head.

:therock: Scotty dealt the shoulders and elbows, rarely smelt them himself.

It was the end of hockey when he retired, final blow came when the league ditched whites at home !

I am legitimately glad you don't like hockey anymore.

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I'm not sure I agree with people saying "Well Torres was a good player when he wanted to", because it doesn't matter. He's too far past that point and nobody will remember him for his occasional scoring touch.

By all accounts John Wilkes Booth was a good actor when he wanted to, but nobody remembers him for that.

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I'm not sure I agree with people saying "Well Torres was a good player when he wanted to", because it doesn't matter. He's too far past that point and nobody will remember him for his occasional scoring touch.

By all accounts John Wilkes Booth was a good actor when he wanted to, but nobody remembers him for that.

His improv performance during Our American Cousin slayed.

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Well I'm gonna toss in my season predictions here:

EAST

METRO

1. Pittsburgh

2. Washington

3. Columbus

4. NYI (WC)

5. NYR (WC)

6. Philadelphia

7. Carolina

8. New Jersey

ATLANTIC

1. Tampa Bay

2. Montreal

3. Detroit

4. Ottawa

5. Florida

6. Boston

7. Buffalo

8. Toronto

WEST

CENTRAL

1. Minnesota

2. St. Louis

3. Nashville

4. Chicago (WC)

5. Dallas (WC)

6. Winnipeg

7. Colorado

PACIFIC

1. Anaheim

2. Los Angeles

3. Calgary

4. San Jose

5. Edmonton

6. Vancouver

7. Arizona

EAST Finals- Montreal over Washington

WEST Finals- Anaheim over St. Louis

CUP- Montreal over Anaheim :winner:

HART- Ovechkin

VEZINA- Quick

ROY- Eichel

Norris- Karlsson

COY- Todd Richards

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West

Central

1: Dallas Stars

2: Chicago Blackhawks

3: Minnesota Wild

4: St Louis Blues (WC)

5: Nashville Predators (WC)

6: Colorado Avalanche

7: Winnipeg Jets

Pacific

1: Anaheim Ducks

2: Calgary Flames

3: Los Angeles Kings

4: San Jose Sharks

5: Vancouver Canucks

6: Edmonton Oilers

7: Arizona Coyotes

East

Atlantic:

1: Montreal Canadiens

2: Detroit Red Wings

3: Tampa Bay Lightning

4: Florida Panthers (WC)

5: Boston Bruins

6: Buffalo Sabres

7: Toronto Maple Leafs

8: Ottawa Senators

Metropolitan

1: Washington Capitals

2: Pittsburgh Penguins

3: New York Islanders

4: New York Rangers (WC)

5: Columbus Blue Jackets

6: Philadelphia Flyers

7: New Jersey Devils

8: Carolina Hurricanes

West Finals

Dallas Stars > Anaheim Ducks

East Finals

Washington Capitals > Tampa Bay Lightning

SCF

Washington Capitals > Dallas Stars

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Might As Well:

Central: Pacific

1. St. Louis 1. Anaheim

2. Dallas 2. Calgary

3. Chicago 3. Los Angeles

4. Nashville 4. San Jose

5. Colorado 5. Vancouver

6. Winnipeg 6. Edmonton

7. Minnesota 7. Arizona

Atlantic: Metropolitan:

1. Tampa Bay 1. Washington

2. Montreal 2. NY Rangers

3. Detroit 3. Pittsburgh

4. Ottawa 4. Columbus

5. Florida 5. NY Islanders

6. Boston 6. Philadelphia

7. Buffalo 7. New Jersey

8. Toronto 8. Carolina

East Finals: Pittsburgh vs Tampa Bay

West Finals: Anaheim vs St. Louis

Final: Anaheim vs Pittsburgh

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