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RyanMcD29

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Oh man the car. My first thought when seeing it was "did they just take a page out of the IIHF World Championship playbook?" As if that end of the rink didn't have enough distractions going for it. It's gonna be hilarious when a puck goes through the windshield and causes a delay by.. eh let's go with Hanukkah for a conservative guess

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cmm

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I figured the car was Brett Yormark's and he parked it there as one more FU to fans who had to take the train.

Speaking of which, Atlantic Terminal was a disaster after the game. It's too small and the two additional trains weren't enough.

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DRAFTOPS DOT COM

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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The_Admiral

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DRAFTOPS DOT COM

Their website informs me that they are "The Official Daily Fantasy Site of Rich Eisen." More and more in life I find that I don't know why I'm being made to read the words I read. These words aren't supposed to go together this way!

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My favorite chant from last night was "we can't see" from the guys in the obstructed view seats. The should be called a sports gambling website banner ad just needs to go. Hopefully they have some of the kinks ironed out by the time I go in a couple weeks.

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The_Admiral

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My favorite chant from last night was "we can't see" from the guys in the obstructed view seats.

Yeah, did you see that beauty of a goal Tavares scored in the second? Half the people at the f-cking game didn't. He just sort of skated into a void and then someone played an mp3 of a goal horn. Mind you, a cloaking-goal would be pretty cool to watch from anywhere else. He ceases to appear to the human eye AND SCORES!

Hopefully they have some of the kinks ironed out by the time I go in a couple weeks.

Yeah, maybe they'll figure out how to put down ice that doesn't turn to slush within like 90 seconds, too. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST SHADDUP AND BUY SEASON TICKETS IF I DON'T LIKE IT.

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Blackhawks could be romping through the league if they didn't have Bryan Buickell's cap hit singlehandedly making a hash of the bottom six/third pair.

EDIT: typo, leaving

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Blackhawks could be romping through the league if they didn't have Bryan Buickell's cap hit singlehandedly making a hash of the bottom six/third pair.

EDIT: typo, leaving

He skates like an '87 LeSabre, though.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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They peaked last season. After all the hype of having these great young players they haven't amounted to much collectively. The goaltender juggling is a mess. We'll get about 19 different guys cycled up to the Getzlaf/Perry line and they'll look good for three games before melting down and getting stapled to the press box by Boudreau. And then they'll trade for another Stoner clone.

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who thought that was a good idea?

It gets better...

Hockey's greatest photographer, ladies and gentlemen:

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12, POTD 2/26/17

 

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