Roger Clemente Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I thought of something strange to try today.The game of Roshambo (otherwise known as "Rock-Paper-Scissors") is easy to play. Just pit two people against each other to shake their hands till there is a winner.Now imagine having 30 people getting together, representing all 30 NHL team's and then re-enacting the entire 1,230 game NHL schedule with Roshambo.The great thing about the new CBA is that it appears there will be some parity now. And what better way to represent true parity is with a completely random game of chance like Roshambo?- The winner of the hand gets 2 points for the win and the loser gets none.- If it takes two hands to determine the outcome, the winner gets 2 points and the loser gets 1 point for the "overtime loss".- If it takes three or more hands to determine the outcome, the winner gets 2 points and the loser gets 1 point for the "shootout loss".How this can work as a fantasy league:First thing we need is 30 people to represent each NHL team. Each team filled will be on a "first come, first serve" basis. We are hoping there are some people out there who will open-minded to representing any other team besides their favorite.On "Gameday", each of the two combatants will message a third party (to make sure there is no bias or controversy, as well as to keep an objective record of each game for end-of-season tiebreaker situations.) with their pick of either "Rock", "Paper" or "Scissors". After both combatants have messaged their picks to the third party, the third party will post the picks of both combatants. A winner will be declared if so. If there is a tie, the two combatants will message them again and this will repeat until a winner is declared for that contest.Standings will be kept. Because this has no bearing on the real standings nor requires any real NHL players to be drafted, the season can start whenever we want to.At the end of the season, all points will be tabulated and, pending necessary tie-breakers, the playoffs will begin. Just like the NHL, the top 8 seeds make the playoffs. Division winners rank 1, 2, 3. First playoff round is best-of-seven, 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7, 3 vs 6, 4 vs 5....you know how it goes. This keeps going to the best-of-seven Stanley Cup Finals.What do you think?--Roger "Time?" Clemente. Follow me on Twitter if you care: @Animal_Clans.My opinion may or may not be the same as yours. The choice is up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STL FANATIC Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I like it, and I'll take the Blues. JUSTIN STRIEBEL | PORTFOLIO | RESUME | CONTACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Im not sure id be able to make it for all of the games. Whats the schedule like for when games are? Proud owner of the Utah Pioneers of the Continnental Baseball League.PACKER BACKER FOREVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redlands, CA Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Too much work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seadragon76 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 I'm in and I'll take the Carolina Hurricanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJTank Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Ill give it a try Ill take the Devils www.sportsecyclopedia.com For the best in sports history go to the Sports E-Cyclopedia at http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mings Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Dude, Roshambo is when you take turns kicking each other in the nuts until one person falls down, in which case the faller becomes the loser. It usually results in an emergency room visit, and possibly prosthetics being placed inside the body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordie Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 Sens are back up for grabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brass Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 The Blue Jackets are here! On 4/10/2017 at 3:05 PM, Rollins Man said: what the hell is ccslc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lopernv Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Canadiens here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootachtung Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'm in, and I'll take the Sharks, but I am willing to change if someone wants them more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twi Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'll join as the Lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LMU Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'll take the Kings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusebazell Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'll take Toronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheateater Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'll take the Kings Well, I'm out. Wagner Athletic Group11-2 Saskatoon Steeds (WAFL)-NFL-2014 Western Conference Champions / 8-5 Calgary Pronghorns (TNFF)-CFL-2014 Confederation Cup XI Champions14-6-2 Saskatoon Yellowheads (XHL)-NHL-1st, Gretzky Conference / 5-4-0 Saskatoon Czars (MLH)-AHL-T2nd, Calder Conference7-1-6 VfL Dortmund (Weltliga)-Bundesliga-3rd, League / 5-1-5 West End AFC (WFL)-EPL-T5th, League14-7 Saskatoon Sheiks (AA)-MLB-2014 Founder's Cup Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cujo Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Mark me down for the Oilers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OB33 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Flyers #CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingssss Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'll take the Kings crap.....Ill take the Capitalscool.....300th post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsfan39 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'll take the Kings Ill take the Capitals Crap! Its ok kingsss I dont have time for this anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMMF Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Dibs on Bruins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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