2008 NFL Playoffs

[themightyspitz]

Succubus-legend, a succubus (plural succubi) or succuba (plural succubae) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men (especially monks)[citation needed] in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish) and Lilitu (Sumerian) are, in redactive Christian fables (folktales not part of official Christian theology), considered succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", published against the recommendation of the Catholic Church in 1487 and officially banned in 1490, succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women thus explaining how demons could apparently sire children in spite of the traditional belief that demons were incapable of reproduction through generative or gestative means. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

Sorry I had to do it

Hang on....lemme see if I have tree-fiddy...

[DEAD!]

The stage is set for the "dream" match-up.

Nice job by the Giants.

... yes.... Chargers vs Giants... Eli's team against the team he snubbed

[NJTank]

Id like that match up

[OB33]

As disappointed as I am about the game today, at least it sets up the possibility for a Patriots-Packers tilt which would be chock-full of crazy storylines and goodness.

[Coast2CoastAM2006]

because i knew they would lose their ass, i actually didn't even turn on the game. i called this when we did the brackets, i just expected TB and not the Giants. winter collapse.

truthfully this loss doesn't bother me, in facts its liberating. I can move on to something else and not worry if we will win/lose/punt/pass or score.

lets see whats left to watch:

Isles? i'll leave this one alone. blood pressure way too high as it is.

Blue Jackets? since i have no real way of seeing blue jacket games, i'll for go this one too. but i can see the box scores in the paper.

wwe? thats kinda fun, i'm always up for a pre-written wrestling match. about as legit as a patriots game anyway.

the apprentice? been kinda watching that recently, haven't seen it before so i might keep up with it.

sorry i'm kinda filibustering my own post.

[CZzyzx41]

I wouldn't call it a "fair share." Nobody likes bandwagon fans. But they are NOT representative of true Boston/Pats fans with their jerkiness, and you're acting like it is.

Patriots = Yankees...their fans are no different. There I said it. Deal with it, argue it all you want but deep down you know it's the truth. You hate it but you know I'm not wrong. Sunday will be 11/4/01. Sunday will be 10/25/03. The world will be shocked and you will all wake up on 1/21/08 knowing I was right.

Man I can't wait for baseball season..... Dodgers are gonna whoop the NL West this year.

For the benefit of caring for thy fellow men and all, please just put all your emotions into the Angels this year. PLEASE. I'm a Padres fan and I'm well aware the Diamondbacks are going to wipe the floor with the NL West this year. There's a reason you have to play the season but I can't see any of the other teams being nearly the team Arizona is.

[Fred T. Jane]

As disappointed as I am about the game today, at least it sets up the possibility for a Patriots-Packers tilt which would be chock-full of crazy storylines and goodness unrelenting slobbering and groveling by the media over the two teams by ESPN et al.

Fixed that for you.

[gingerbreadmann]

I wouldn't call it a "fair share." Nobody likes bandwagon fans. But they are NOT representative of true Boston/Pats fans with their jerkiness, and you're acting like it is.

Patriots = Yankees...their fans are no different. There I said it. Deal with it, argue it all you want but deep down you know it's the truth. You hate it but you know I'm not wrong. Sunday will be 11/4/01. Sunday will be 10/25/03. The world will be shocked and you will all wake up on 1/21/08 knowing I was right.

The only thing I know is that you're looking for trouble.

[FiddySicks]

So how long untill Tony Romo is fumbling sandwitches working the drive through window at Carls Jr instead of footballs in the NFL? I've never been a bit impressed with him and this just seals that envelope even more.

[KennyRock]

Absolutely, TO had zero catches, Crayton had one. I just mention the final drive because of the pressure on Romo throughout and the pick on 4th down. Of course, the intentional grounding penalty was killer(not for the loss of yardage but the loss of down).

How big was that drop by Crayton early in the second half? There was nothing but turf between him and the endzone.

Oh absolutely, it's a different game entirely then. In general, Romo's receivers did him no favors. He wasn't great, but there were quite a few dropped balls in the second half, Crayton's being the worst.

[Coast2CoastAM2006]

Absolutely, TO had zero catches, Crayton had one. I just mention the final drive because of the pressure on Romo throughout and the pick on 4th down. Of course, the intentional grounding penalty was killer(not for the loss of yardage but the loss of down).

How big was that drop by Crayton early in the second half? There was nothing but turf between him and the endzone.

Oh absolutely, it's a different game entirely then. In general, Romo's receivers did him no favors. He wasn't great, but there were quite a few dropped balls in the second half, Crayton's being the worst.

it reminds me of those games on madden 07 where my WRs would drop balls all game long. sometimes even during a stretch where they would be playing awsome, until i need them to catch and they would outright drop balls for no reason. usually forcing me to use my backfield for catching plays.

[Coast2CoastAM2006]

Succubus-legend, a succubus (plural succubi) or succuba (plural succubae) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men (especially monks)[citation needed] in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish) and Lilitu (Sumerian) are, in redactive Christian fables (folktales not part of official Christian theology), considered succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", published against the recommendation of the Catholic Church in 1487 and officially banned in 1490, succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women thus explaining how demons could apparently sire children in spite of the traditional belief that demons were incapable of reproduction through generative or gestative means. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

Sorry I had to do it

I suspect this is the scene at miss succubus' place in texas right now?

[NJTank]

Succubus-legend, a succubus (plural succubi) or succuba (plural succubae) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men (especially monks)[citation needed] in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish) and Lilitu (Sumerian) are, in redactive Christian fables (folktales not part of official Christian theology), considered succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", published against the recommendation of the Catholic Church in 1487 and officially banned in 1490, succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women thus explaining how demons could apparently sire children in spite of the traditional belief that demons were incapable of reproduction through generative or gestative means. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

Sorry I had to do it

I suspect this is the scene at miss succubus' place in texas right now?

Yup

[jkrdevil]

So the Cowboys lost. I wonder how Dallas is going handle the him going with Jessica Simpson to Mexico thing last week now.

I suspect this is the scene at miss succubus' place in texas right now?

Never mind I see I have my answer already.

[PeytonManningRocks]

As disappointed as I am about the game today, at least it sets up the possibility for a Patriots-Packers tilt which would be chock-full of crazy storylines and goodness.

I'd rather have the most boring, blah SB matchup in the world than any involving the Pats.

And now as much as it pains me to say it..... GO CHARGERS.

[mania]

I wonder why I even open this thread.

If self-indignation could build a house, this would be a sprawling major city, coming from both sides.

And Ramsfan, I thought you'd given up the tin foil hat.

[KennyRock]

Absolutely, TO had zero catches, Crayton had one. I just mention the final drive because of the pressure on Romo throughout and the pick on 4th down. Of course, the intentional grounding penalty was killer(not for the loss of yardage but the loss of down).

How big was that drop by Crayton early in the second half? There was nothing but turf between him and the endzone.

Oh absolutely, it's a different game entirely then. In general, Romo's receivers did him no favors. He wasn't great, but there were quite a few dropped balls in the second half, Crayton's being the worst.

it reminds me of those games on madden 07 where my WRs would drop balls all game long. sometimes even during a stretch where they would be playing awsome, until i need them to catch and they would outright drop balls for no reason. usually forcing me to use my backfield for catching plays.

Haha! I've been through the same thing. What always astounds me is the first 2 plays of a given series, my receivers would drop short passes when they're wide open. And then? On third down? They'd of course catch a 43 yard pass with while under triple coverage.

During the Pack-Hawks game, actually, my friend and I were saying it reminded us of a Madden game. Especially that ridiculous completion Favre made after being tripped and nearly tackled.

[HedleyLamarr]

Succubus-legend, a succubus (plural succubi) or succuba (plural succubae) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men (especially monks)[citation needed] in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish) and Lilitu (Sumerian) are, in redactive Christian fables (folktales not part of official Christian theology), considered succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", published against the recommendation of the Catholic Church in 1487 and officially banned in 1490, succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women thus explaining how demons could apparently sire children in spite of the traditional belief that demons were incapable of reproduction through generative or gestative means. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

Sorry I had to do it

Sure his team lost, but he's collecting NFL paychecks and getting to nail a broad most folks would give their left nut for. I'd say he's got a pretty good life going.....

[rams80]

I wonder why I even open this thread.

If self-indignation could build a house, this would be a sprawling major city, coming from both sides.

And Ramsfan, I thought you'd given up the tin foil hat.

What? Goodell ain't coming to my house if I'm Bill Belichick. It'd be stupid to not make a copy of the library.

[habsfan1]

I just saw the results on sportsnet connected. I was shocked because I thought the Cowboys were 15-1 and not 13-3. It's too bad we won't see a TO vs Moss confrontation in the SB.