Rite of Spring 2013 (NHL Playoffs): "You have no fear of the underdog, that's why you will not survive."

[CS85]

The Blackhawks are in their typical souldead hockey coma for at least another game after this one. They were never, ever, ever going to win this game.

[andycumbee19]

That was gorgeous!

[dbadefense1990]

I'm sorry, but is this the same Chicago team who beat the Kings in 5 games and went savage-mode on Detroit when facing elimination? My God. 'Hawks are lucky Game 1 ended the way it did, or otherwise we'd be looking at a 3-0 Boston series lead.

[CS85]

I'm sorry, but is this the same Chicago team who beat the Kings in 5 games and went savage-mode on Detroit when facing elimination? My God. 'Hawks are lucky Game 1 ended the way it did, or otherwise we'd be looking at a 3-0 Boston series lead.

No, this isn't the same team at all. Like I said, this is just what the Blackhawks do and have done for a couple years now.

[Kramerica Industries]

For a team with the speed and the skill set that the Blackhawks have, going 0-17 on the PP is pretty unacceptable. The Blackhawks have looked overpowered here, which is pretty jarring.

[CS85]

"Hey at least we made the finals, right?!"

[Billy B]

It seems like the Blackhawks lose all the faceoffs that they need to win. And the powerplay is awful. And I'm surprised that this thread (which normally overreacts more than anything I read) isn't nearly as bad as my Facebook/Twitter feed with calling this series over. But the Blackhawks do need to wake up real soon. Lucky for them, Game 3 isn't even over yet.

[CS85]

It seems like the Blackhawks lose all the faceoffs

the powerplay is awful

Lucky for them, Game 3 isn't even over yet

[fouhy12]

We got fisticuffs!

[CS85]

Easy victory for Boston tonight. All Bruins. Blackhawks officially are a deflated pack of dickless heathens bound for a resounding ass-kicking in game 4.

[Pharos04]

What? No overtime? What kind of bullcrap is this? I demand a refund!

[Midway]

Anyone giving it to Boston after 3 games has no business watching sports. Let's not forget the Red Wings series.

Good win by the Bruins no doubt. The Hawk have lots of work to do but I expect a better performance in game 4.

[Morgan33]

Easy victory for Boston tonight. All Bruins. Blackhawks officially are a deflated pack of dickless heathens bound for a resounding ass-kicking in game 4.

You're down 2 to 1... Get a grip, anything can happen.

[andycumbee19]

Easy victory for Boston tonight. All Bruins. Blackhawks officially are a deflated pack of dickless heathens bound for a resounding ass-kicking in game 4.

You're down 2 to 1... Get a grip, anything can happen.

Seriously. I want this one over ASAP, but Let's be realistic.... Chicago is a long way from the golf course

[Viper]

Through three games, Corey Crawford has stopped 110 of 117 shots for a save % of 0.940, while Tuukka Rask has stopped 120 of 125, or 0.960.

That works out to exactly 3 goals allowed by Crawford vs. exactly 2 by Rask every 50 shots - a full goal advantage for the Bruins.

[infrared41]

"Hey at least we made the finals, right?!"

That one is number two on your greatest GIF moments. Right behind the guy jumping out the window. Cracked me up.

[CS85]

Here's what I'm hoping Jamie Kompon's post-game meeting was like when he addressed the players:

[Kramerica Industries]

My many skeptical comments on the Bruins have not slowed them down at all.

Therefore, I must reach for the furthest thing down in my bag of tricks --> to give credit to a Boston team and expect them to keep it going in their next game.

Alright. Glad I've set up a sure-to-fail Reverse Jinx.

[Alex Houston]

I think a loss on Wednesday for Chicago will lead the defenstration rate to skyrocket in my fair city. Then again, I expect them to come roaring back in Game 5, regardless of what happens in Game 4.

[Still MIGHTY]

Sing along. It's so fun!

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