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Rite of Spring 2013 (NHL Playoffs): "You have no fear of the underdog, that's why you will not survive."


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Bruins goals for Monday:

  • Keep winning faceoffs, as the Blackhawks are still unsure of what a faceoff is much less how to win one.
  • Remind Chara that Shaw is as big as one of his legs.
  • Take penalties, it's a great way to steal momentum.

Blackhawks goals for Monday:

  • That 4th line needs more minutes! Kruger-to-Frolik has been far more productive than Toews-to-Anyone.
  • Reinforce this pass-first mentality, it'll work one of these times!
  • Bolland should be first-line center. I'm really loving his constant throwing-up-of-arms-in-rage as the officials fail to call phantom penalties that exist only in his acorn-sized brain.

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I didn't know Jagr had the "Rent is too Damn High" playoff beard. :P

And it deserves a giant, unspoilered picture.

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

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I didn't know Jagr had the "Rent is too Damn High" playoff beard. :P

And it deserves a giant, unspoilered picture.

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Worst Playoff Beard Ever

Best playoff beard ever.

GO OILERS-GO BLUE JAYS-GO ESKIMOS-GO COLTS

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I didn't know Jagr had the "Rent is too Damn High" playoff beard. :P

And it deserves a giant, unspoilered picture.

GTY-170342137.jpg

Worst Playoff Beard Ever

Best playoff beard ever.

GO OILERS-GO BLUE JAYS-GO ESKIMOS-GO COLTS

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I didn't know Jagr had the "Rent is too Damn High" playoff beard. :P

And it deserves a giant, unspoilered picture.

GTY-170342137.jpg

Worst Playoff Beard Ever

Best playoff beard ever.

And this is why!

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Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking he looked like Lemmy

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Or "angled," as applied to a pass straight up the ice. Hey, 180-degree angles are still angles!

I like "distributed." I wonder if the person who distributes a puck receives it from someone who mass-produces the puck. Crosby mass-produces to Malkin, who distributes to Neal, who retails a DRIIIIIIIIIVE

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I wonder if the first three games of a series have ever gone to OT. We could have that scenario in our hands this year.

2008 Western Conference Quarterfinals between the Avs and Wild went to OT in the first three games, all games ended in the score of 3-2. It's certainly a rare event and I'm not sure if it has ever occurred in the Stanley Cup Final. But why stop at three? I'd gladly accept if all 7 games go to OT, with Game 7 being a record double-digit OT marathon.

I think all 5 games of the 1951 Final went to OT (The famous Barilko goal series).

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