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Rite of Spring '14: Can you fall asleep with a panic switch?


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I'm totally convinced the Kings are at their absolute best when they appear to be dead in the water.

I've thought for a while now that they basically need to be at DEFCON 5 to play their best hockey. Not good for their fans' sanity, but it sure beats just mailing it in, right?

PSST-5 is "The World is at Peace". DEFCON 1 is "OH :censored: LOOK AT ALL THE NUKES FLYING!"

The world is at peace when the Kings win. :P

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Jeff Freaking Carter, of all people, records a hat trick. God I hate him.

The lesson there for the kids is that if you whine and complain and tank a team's season and future plans you get everything you've ever wanted.
True.

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I'm not sure I follow.

He's trying to make an Ohio joke because he's a troll.

But yes, LeBron definitely tanked the Cavs. Yup, something like that. :rolleyes:

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hes not trolling, lebron screwed the cavs, its a very simple comparison.

Insofar as Lebron decided to place his salary over taking a pay cut for Cleveland to get a better supporting cast, he chose to screw them.

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Oh, Handzus/Bollig/Oduya how I loathe thee.

Fixed that up for ya.

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Quenneville's staunch determination to bury young guys in order to keep jobbers like Handzus and Bollig on the ice in a series where every potential goal is absolutely necessary. Handzus is mediocre at faceoffs but is otherwise a complete liability in all facets of professional hockey. Bollig was inked to an unmerited contract and his only skill is punching other guys in the face and taking bad penalties.

I know the guy's a HOF coach and has a couple rings but this routine of trying to squeeze fresh juice from a withered orange is never going to work.

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