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Enjoy "CRAWWWWFORRDD"ing your way through the off-season you bunch of jerkoffs. Good riddance.

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A LOT of crowds do this why are the Wild fans so much worse? It happens a lot to many other goalies, just get over it doesn't hurt you at all so no reason to call us jerkoffs. Be a proud fan of the winning team, don't be a poor winner.

It was 1-1. Crawford was making some unbelievable saves but they were tactless-ly chanting like he gave up 5 goals on 6 shots. If this is the State of Hockey be aware enough of how silly your chant sounds in context.

"Jerkoffs" still stands because I'm a poor winner, sorry.

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A LOT of crowds do this why are the Wild fans so much worse? It happens a lot to many other goalies, just get over it doesn't hurt you at all so no reason to call us jerkoffs. Be a proud fan of the winning team, don't be a poor winner.

Traditionally, you wait until the goalie has shown himself to be off his game before you derisively chant his name. Doing it before scoring has opened, or while the goalie is singlehandedly keeping his discombobulated team in the game with an eventual 34/35 night, is amateur hour. You may as well chant "Crosby Sucks" for its relevance to the game at hand.

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After last night people were saying the Penguins are the Eastern Conference version of the San Jose Sharks.

I wish they were the Eastern Conference Sharks. The Penguins have two finals appearances and a Stanley Cup, which the Sharks cannot boast. Also, Crosby is 26 and Malkin is 27 and I believe without those two that the Penguins would still be a playoff team. They'll have many more chances. It wouldn't surprise me if they retire with one or two more championships before they're done. This year's loss will cause some changes on the bench and possibly in net and it will make them better. I've resigned that the Penguins are going to be good for a very long time.

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Enjoy "CRAWWWWFORRDD"ing your way through the off-season you bunch of jerkoffs. Good riddance.

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A LOT of crowds do this why are the Wild fans so much worse? It happens a lot to many other goalies, just get over it doesn't hurt you at all so no reason to call us jerkoffs. Be a proud fan of the winning team, don't be a poor winner.

It was 1-1. Crawford was making some unbelievable saves but they were tactless-ly chanting like he gave up 5 goals on 6 shots. If this is the State of Hockey be aware enough of how silly your chant sounds in context.

"Jerkoffs" still stands because I'm a poor winner, sorry.

You do that chant to get a goalie off his game. Does it work? Probably not but it happens all the time no need to single Wild fans out.

You would think for a fan of a team that has had so much recent success you would be a better winner.

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You do that chant to get a goalie off his game. Does it work? Probably not but it happens all the time no need to single Wild fans out.

Too bad.

You would think for a fan of a team that has had so much recent success you would be a better winner.

I'm sorry to let you down, Dad.

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You do that chant to get a goalie off his game. Does it work? Probably not but it happens all the time no need to single Wild fans out.

Too bad.

You would think for a fan of a team that has had so much recent success you would be a better winner.

I'm sorry to let you down, Dad.

Sorry if this offends the delicate sensibilities of some folks, but I get a real kick out of "Heel CS85/Andy."

 

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You do that chant to get a goalie off his game. Does it work? Probably not but it happens all the time no need to single Wild fans out.

Too bad.

You would think for a fan of a team that has had so much recent success you would be a better winner.

I'm sorry to let you down, Dad.

Sorry if this offends the delicate sensibilities of some folks, but I get a real kick out of "Heel CS85/Andy."

Does that make him a part of the Hawks of Justice? Or can he just start singing "He's got to Stan-ley Cu-up...in his hands..." instead?

"And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday." 

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You do that chant to get a goalie off his game. Does it work? Probably not but it happens all the time no need to single Wild fans out.

Too bad.

You would think for a fan of a team that has had so much recent success you would be a better winner.

I'm sorry to let you down, Dad.

Sorry if this offends the delicate sensibilities of some folks, but I get a real kick out of "Heel CS85/Andy."

Does that make him a part of the Hawks of Justice? Or can he just start singing "He's got the Stan-ley Cu-up...in his hands..." instead?

I approve of both of these. but modified the lyrics to the song.

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Better watch out, Andy. Keep this up, and all those years of the Blackhawks being "Team Justice" may flip to whoever plays the Blackhawks being Team Justice. (Unless that team is the Kings, then hell no.)

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Better watch out, Andy. Keep this up, and all those years of the Blackhawks being "Team Justice" may flip to whoever plays the Blackhawks being Team Justice. (Unless that team is the Kings, then hell no.)

The Blackhawks were only Team Justice in their series against the Coyotes which they sadly lost and failed as Team Justice. To be "Team Justice" is it required that you are going to eliminate the Phoenix Coyotes or a team that houses a player/s/coach that are in no way deserving of the Cup. Boston beating Vancouver in 2011 was their successful tenure as Team Justice since Raffi Torres was still on their roster then. Plus, as we all know, Vancouver's fanbase is mostly a bunch of jerkoffs.

I'm sure Leafs fans look at the Canadiens as Team Justice since the Leafs are in a blood-fued with the Bruins thanks to last year's playoffs.

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So I guess the Kings were team justice then this year?

To me? No. The Sharks have been a sadsack franchise for awhile and their failure is pretty much now seen as routine. The Blackhawks were Team Justice against the Blues since they went balls-out at the trade deadline, banking on winning a cup, yet couldn't get out of the first. Boston, Ottawa, and the Islanders were all Team Justice last season as they tried to thwart the Penguins after they acquired Iginla in a "The Rich Get Richer" trade at the deadline in addition to a bevy of other players.

So a de-facto Team Justice is always the team that plays the Red Wings, Penguins, Coyotes or whoever is the defending Cup champions.

Red Wings: No because they're a little younger now and in the East. Even if this was the Old Guard Red Wings you may have an argument but it would've been thin.

Penguins: Yes because Crosby was hailed as The Next Gretzky, grows a horrific pornstache, and their fanbase is one of the largest "bandwagon" fanbases in all of sports.

Coyotes: For now, because the NHL keeps them on life support despite their fans not showing up during the regular season and housing the douche known as Shane Doan.

Defending Cup Champions: Too loose of a definition

Overall just read my post again: Team Justice is whoever you want to be, but the point is that Justice must be administered to the evil, undeserving, and/or greedy teams/fanbases of the sports world.

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Speaking of Torres, the Hawks did a good deed by bouncing noted crap-for-brains Matt Cooke from the proceedings (though he did get one last boarding in). He even got to watch the goal go in because he's a sucky backchecker.

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Dorky Penguins kid is not pleased.

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This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I hope this becomes the go-to picture whenever Pittsburgh sports is mentioned.

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After all of the comebacks in the first round, the team that scores first in the second round has been something like 23-1 so far.

1-0 Habs.

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After all of the comebacks in the first round, the team that scores first in the second round has been something like 23-1 so far.

1-0 Habs.

I like that.

But I'll be the first to admit it doesn't guarentee anything 100%. Just ask the 1 in 23-1.

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