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MLB: Texas Rangers. I mean the two Dallas-Fort Worth papers have to share coverage to follow this team.

NBA: Minnesota Timberwolves. The Minnesota Constitution says that citizens of the state cannot support this team(but I do, just don't let anyone else know).

NHL: Florida Panthers. 'Nuf Ced.

There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

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MLB: Texas Rangers. I mean the two Dallas-Fort Worth papers have to share coverage to follow this team.

NBA: Minnesota Timberwolves. The Minnesota Constitution says that citizens of the state cannot support this team(but I do, just don't let anyone else know).

NHL: Florida Panthers. 'Nuf Ced.

There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

You'd be an idiot then.

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MLB: Texas Rangers. I mean the two Dallas-Fort Worth papers have to share coverage to follow this team.

NBA: Minnesota Timberwolves. The Minnesota Constitution says that citizens of the state cannot support this team(but I do, just don't let anyone else know).

NHL: Florida Panthers. 'Nuf Ced.

There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

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On January 16, 2013 at 3:49 PM, NJTank said:

Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech.

 

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There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

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There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

No.

On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said:
You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said:
Today, we are all otaku.

"The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert

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There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

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There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

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Unreal. That blows my "Tomlin is the next Switzer" post out of the water!

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There are no irrelevant teams in the NFL. I would argue that the least relevant team, the Rams, are more relevant than the most relevant teams in MLB(Yankees), NBA(Lakers) and NHL(Maple Leafs).......COMBINED.

How are the Los Angeles Rams doing this year? What's that? They've moved to St. Louis?

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I see some of the same names keep popping up in this thread...some being legit "contenders", if you will.

How about a team NO ONE in here outside of possibly Bucfan56 would think of? Sure, they had a nice little run a couple years ago, but that fizzled fast. Now, no one talks about them, not even ESPN (and that's saying something). Sure, they may be relevant in their city, since they're the only big show in that town, but outside of that, I seriously doubt you'll find any of that team's merchandise, or any fans--fairweather, bandwagon, or otherwise. To add to that, I'd have to go back and read through it again, but I can about bet there's nary a mention of the team in the NBA Season Thread.

That team? The Sacramento Kings.

Hell I didn't even think of them. Honestly, they are so irrelevant most people in Sacramento couldn't name any of the starting five. They were the biggest thing from Davis to Reno (That's not really saying much) during the early part of the decade, but with how terrible they've been it's become a chore to watch them. I honestly hope they bolt for Vegas so Sacramento can put their focus on getting a Major League Baseball team.

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On 11/19/2012 at 7:23 PM, oldschoolvikings said:
She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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Oh, this is rich:

Team president Michael Yormark said a new ?Den of Honor? would open later this season, replacing one that was taken down over the summer.

The new Den will be a virtual South Florida hockey Hall of Fame. About 70 percent of the 4,000 square feet structure dedicated to the Panthers and the rest going to junior and high school hockey in the tri-county area.

Yormark said the new Den would fill up space on the lower level that once was used as a mini-Hyundai showroom. Yormark said the franchise wants to reach out to its former players ? and fans who have become disenfranchised with the team over the years.

?It?s going to be huge, it?s going to be gorgeous. We?re investing significant dollars into this,?? Yormark said.

?We want to use this as a tool to bring back alumni. This is also an opportunity to reconnect with former season ticket holders that walked away from the franchise. It?s going to be a major tribute the Florida Panthers brand, our former players and our community.??

Yes, it's the Florida Panthers Hall of Fame, featuring exhibits like

"Outlet Passes at Outlet Malls: Highlights of Unforgettable BankAtlantic Center Moments" (running time: roughly 2.5 mins?)

"21st Century Playoff Wins" (running time: 0 mins)

"John Vanbiesbrouck: He Was Pretty Good!"

"At Least One Bure Was Here At One Time Or Another, Right?"

"If Only We Scored Goals For Him: The Roberto Luongo Story" (note: this exhibit will be loaned to Vancouver)

David Booth. It's not an exhibit about him, it's just David Booth himself, wandering aimlessly around the concourse trying to remember where he left his coat.

"The Randy Moller Play-By-Play Generator"

I think this is gonna be great!

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Don't forget the rubber rat on a rotating pedestal as the museum's centerpiece.

On 8/1/2010 at 4:01 PM, winters in buffalo said:
You manage to balance agitation with just enough salient points to keep things interesting. Kind of a low-rent DG_Now.
On 1/2/2011 at 9:07 PM, Sodboy13 said:
Today, we are all otaku.

"The city of Peoria was once the site of the largest distillery in the world and later became the site for mass production of penicillin. So it is safe to assume that present-day Peorians are descended from syphilitic boozehounds."-Stephen Colbert

POTD: February 15, 2010, June 20, 2010

The Glorious Bloom State Penguins (NCFAF) 2014: 2-9, 2015: 7-5 (L Pineapple Bowl), 2016: 1-0 (NCFAB) 2014-15: 10-8, 2015-16: 14-5 (SMC Champs, L 1st Round February Frenzy)

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Oh, this is rich:

Team president Michael Yormark said a new ?Den of Honor? would open later this season, replacing one that was taken down over the summer.

The new Den will be a virtual South Florida hockey Hall of Fame. About 70 percent of the 4,000 square feet structure dedicated to the Panthers and the rest going to junior and high school hockey in the tri-county area.

Yormark said the new Den would fill up space on the lower level that once was used as a mini-Hyundai showroom. Yormark said the franchise wants to reach out to its former players ? and fans who have become disenfranchised with the team over the years.

?It?s going to be huge, it?s going to be gorgeous. We?re investing significant dollars into this,?? Yormark said.

?We want to use this as a tool to bring back alumni. This is also an opportunity to reconnect with former season ticket holders that walked away from the franchise. It?s going to be a major tribute the Florida Panthers brand, our former players and our community.??

Yes, it's the Florida Panthers Hall of Fame, featuring exhibits like

"Outlet Passes at Outlet Malls: Highlights of Unforgettable BankAtlantic Center Moments" (running time: roughly 2.5 mins?)

"21st Century Playoff Wins" (running time: 0 mins)

"John Vanbiesbrouck: He Was Pretty Good!"

"At Least One Bure Was Here At One Time Or Another, Right?"

"If Only We Scored Goals For Him: The Roberto Luongo Story" (note: this exhibit will be loaned to Vancouver)

David Booth. It's not an exhibit about him, it's just David Booth himself, wandering aimlessly around the concourse trying to remember where he left his coat.

"The Randy Moller Play-By-Play Generator"

I think this is gonna be great!

Now that's funny. Well done Admiral.

 

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Don't forget the rubber rat on a rotating pedestal as the museum's centerpiece.

They sure got a lot of mileage out of Scott Mellanby one-timing a rat, until they ran into the Avs and themselves became a one-timed rat. It's kind of like Franz Kafka on ice.

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The Bills insured remaining on this list, by hiring Chan Gailey.

Any team in the NFL is automatically exempt from being irrelevant. Even the worst teams in football get their attention. Just because you're bad doesn't mean you're irrelevant. Now the Florida Panthers on the other hand...

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