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THREE GAMES IN AND THE GODDAM (insert name of team here) CAN'T EVEN (insert what you don't like about the team three games in) WHY AM I STILL OH GODDAMMIT

jesus christ, lighten up, it isn't even May yet.

Seriously after the first Giants-Dodgers game, like a lot of sites made a huge deal out of it.

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Good job Brewers, way to get swept by the team that you HAVE to get wins against if you want a shot at winning the division. Gotta wonder if Milwaukee might have good starting pitching, get to the 7th inning, and their relievers will blow lead after lead. SMH. Well...it's only three games. Got plenty of time to work the kinks out.

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What has it been about 2 years since the Angels acquired Scott Kazmir and I sit here and think how Tampa is just laughing every time Kazmir goes to the mound. He may have Major League talent, but he does not have Major League fortitude. He's so fragile and has no clue how to pitch, it's just ridiculous. You just cringe every time he goes to the mound. It's just honestly waiting for him to blow up in an inning.

 

 

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Rangers have 11 home runs in 3 games. :censored:ing typical for this cursed team, why am I even still a fan? That darn Bambino, still haunting us from his grave! cursing.gif

Who let Bill Simmons use gingerbreadmann's account? :P

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Sorry Cubs, even still today, you don't rank highly in my all-new, arbitrary Most Suffering Sports Fanbases List. The top four are the Red Sox, Patriots, Celtics, and Bruins. In that order. Now, the Sports Gal will write my MLB predictions for me, because I'm a lazy ass!

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THREE GAMES IN AND THE GODDAM (insert name of team here) CAN'T EVEN (insert what you don't like about the team three games in) WHY AM I STILL OH GODDAMMIT

jesus christ, lighten up, it isn't even May yet.

Chill, you're not the one insistent upon mentioning THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO 100 times by September.

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What has it been about 2 years since the Angels acquired Scott Kazmir and I sit here and think how Tampa is just laughing every time Kazmir goes to the mound. He may have Major League talent, but he does not have Major League fortitude. He's so fragile and has no clue how to pitch, it's just ridiculous. You just cringe every time he goes to the mound. It's just honestly waiting for him to blow up in an inning.

It's actually pretty sad because Kazmir was going to be the ace of that staff (in Tampa). Now he can't stay on the mound long enough to really do anything.

You know what's funny? I can still remember when all these types of things were said about Oliver Perez when he was still coming up in that "goldmine of (pitching) talent" the Pirates "claimed" they had in their farm system, and how Perez was heralded as the Pirates' future star ace. Well, many of us (chiefly tNak) know what came of that situation. Kinda funny, now, that Kazmir's story done took a similar turn.

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Chill, you're not the one insistent upon mentioning THE CURSE OF THE BAMBINO 100 times by September.

JSYK, I wasn't talking about you in particular when I went off on Red Sox fans, I was talking about plenty of others whom I've encountered, both online and IRL.

No worries; I didn't take it that way. Just tongue-in-cheek.

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Rangers have 11 home runs in 3 games. :censored:ing typical for this cursed team, why am I even still a fan? That darn Bambino, still haunting us from his grave! cursing.gif

Who let Bill Simmons use gingerbreadmann's account? :P

Can you repeat that? I'm on the phone with my dad and he's yelling really loud, something about Dick Radatz and the good old days. What a true sports fan. Bill Buckner. Teen Wolf reference. Larry Legend!

You forgot to mention Las Vegas, the 2001 Patriots, and the Jimmy Kimmel show.

 

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Four games in and I already hate Miguel Tejada. That and Cody Ross needs to come back FAST. Aubrey Huff has no business anywhere near right field.

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Four games in and I already hate Miguel Tejada. That and Cody Ross needs to come back FAST. Aubrey Huff has no business anywhere near right field.

He's a lot worse than I thought he would be. I didn't think he'd be a gold glover or anything but I thought he'd be at least decent. Wow does he suck in the outfield.

 

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I'll take three Aubrey Huffs in the outfield over Tejada at SS.

Tejada there is one player who was all steroids. Ever since he was caught with HGH he has been gargabe.

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I'll take three Aubrey Huffs in the outfield over Tejada at SS.

Tejada there is one player who was all steroids. Ever since he was caught with HGH he has been gargabe.

Kids, these two things are not the same....

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Btw this is old hat for Notre Dame. Knits Rockne made up George Tip's death bed speech.

 

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