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#21 TFI79

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 08:53

Im the guy with the red shoes in the pics above. We are a semi pro team out of Troy and yes, everything you see me wearing I purchased myself. The team we are playing is a paid professional team out of Rochester. We did them a favor by traveling 8 hours that day to play them. Not only do we never play inside, we definitely dont play on that rolled out carpet crap they had. I brought basketball shoes with me and decided to go with the only other pair of shoes I had. I love it how people from afar are so quick to criticize the color of someones shoes or how crappy a team looks on probably the worst website and forum I have ever seen on the internet when the closest that they come to a pro football game is jerking off to the thought of what Ben Roethlisberger is going wear this season. So yeah, I said F it, red shoes. Tell me the last time you got paid to play a sport. Dont worry about responding, I wont be back to this website for any season.

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 10:07

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#23 RedRenesis

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 10:26

Well, it would certainly make things more interesting around here if we got that kind of interaction from the pro teams we criticize.

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 12:00

For the record, I wasn't making fun of you or the red shows even. Just a slightly amusing observation of a scenario that even you have to admit looks funny from an outsiders perspective.

P.s. I would never jack off to what roethlisberer is gonna wear. There are far better looking players than that. Doi.
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Posted April 27, 2013 - 14:01

Ironically the red shoes are the least offensive thing about your entire aesthetic, sir.

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 19:08

I thought the red shoes made the whole thing work. I was honestly disappointed when I realized that he was the only one with the red.

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 20:27

To clarify, I think Ben Roethlisberger is a jackoff, but not jackoffable.

Is that a word?

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 20:31

Tell me the last time you got paid to play a sport.


I get paid to officiate sports, including semi-pro football.

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Posted April 27, 2013 - 21:10

Tell me the last time you got paid to play a sport. Dont worry about responding, I wont be back to this website for any season.


Sir, relax. Semi-pro football isn't really "living the dream." I'm a freelance graphic designer who makes real estate brochures . . . I don't go around pretending I get paid to "make art for a living!" :P

But on a side note, I dress like a moron on my own. You *have* to wear that thing, so no one is really goofing on you . . . just the silly goose who made those jerseys.

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Posted April 28, 2013 - 07:46

Im the guy with the red shoes in the pics above. We are a semi pro team out of Troy and yes, everything you see me wearing I purchased myself. The team we are playing is a paid professional team out of Rochester. We did them a favor by traveling 8 hours that day to play them. Not only do we never play inside, we definitely dont play on that rolled out carpet crap they had. I brought basketball shoes with me and decided to go with the only other pair of shoes I had. I love it how people from afar are so quick to criticize the color of someones shoes or how crappy a team looks on probably the worst website and forum I have ever seen on the internet when the closest that they come to a pro football game is jerking off to the thought of what Ben Roethlisberger is going wear this season. So yeah, I said F it, red shoes. Tell me the last time you got paid to play a sport. Dont worry about responding, I wont be back to this website for any season.


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Posted April 28, 2013 - 09:27

To clarify, I think Ben Roethlisberger is a jackoff, but not jackoffable.

Is that a word?


It would be if he forced you into a small bathroom in the back of a bar.

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Posted April 28, 2013 - 09:41

Im the guy with the red shoes in the pics above. We are a semi pro team out of Troy and yes, everything you see me wearing I purchased myself. The team we are playing is a paid professional team out of Rochester. We did them a favor by traveling 8 hours that day to play them. Not only do we never play inside, we definitely dont play on that rolled out carpet crap they had. I brought basketball shoes with me and decided to go with the only other pair of shoes I had. I love it how people from afar are so quick to criticize the color of someones shoes or how crappy a team looks on probably the worst website and forum I have ever seen on the internet when the closest that they come to a pro football game is jerking off to the thought of what Ben Roethlisberger is going wear this season. So yeah, I said F it, red shoes. Tell me the last time you got paid to play a sport. Dont worry about responding, I wont be back to this website for any season.


Whoa...didn't see this coming. Just making a jersey observation and design no one has seen before.

If they are a semi-pro team, he is lucky to get $100 a game, not really what I consider professional sports. So I wouldn't be attacking anyone over the fact you are a "pro". I worked 2 years of indoor football, and although it was fun, it was far from "professional"!

How can he criticize this website for it's forum??? And if he hated it so much, how did he find it???
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Posted April 28, 2013 - 09:46

Dude Googled himself.
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Posted April 28, 2013 - 10:11

Im the guy with the red shoes in the pics above. We are a semi pro team out of Troy and yes, everything you see me wearing I purchased myself. The team we are playing is a paid professional team out of Rochester. We did them a favor by traveling 8 hours that day to play them. Not only do we never play inside, we definitely dont play on that rolled out carpet crap they had. I brought basketball shoes with me and decided to go with the only other pair of shoes I had. I love it how people from afar are so quick to criticize the color of someones shoes or how crappy a team looks on probably the worst website and forum I have ever seen on the internet when the closest that they come to a pro football game is jerking off to the thought of what Ben Roethlisberger is going wear this season. So yeah, I said F it, red shoes. Tell me the last time you got paid to play a sport. Dont worry about responding, I wont be back to this website for any season.


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Posted April 28, 2013 - 10:16

lilben777 beat me to it, those were some of the additional pics I was going to add.

Here is the Pittsburgh Steelers they played a few weeks ago. Fear of what Nike would do with a Steelers uniform???



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Also note that the game was a black vs black game. Luckily each team was highlighted with bright accent colors....LOL


If the steelers rolled that out, it wouldn't be Nike that would get the blame, the organization that passed the design would get the blame.

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Posted April 29, 2013 - 00:00

That uniform reminds me of the 2001 Pro Bowl uniforms:

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I loved these at the time!