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WAIT. I remembered the best.

Jared Lorenzen.

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Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese", "Hefty Lefty", "The Pillsbury Throwboy", J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger","BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)", "Battleship Lorenzen", "Butterball", "Lord Of The Ring-Dings", and "He Ate Me". Twinkie Monster was also a name given to him at the Dow Event Center by fans of the Saginaw Sting.

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What player has the best nickname in sports?

My personal favorite is Megatron, for Calvin Johnson. I think that is awesome.

Same here. May be biased from me, but it totally fits him and his play on the field.

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"Optimus Reim" for James Reimer.

"Soupy" for Brian Campbell.

And Chipper Jones' first name is actually Larry? :shocked:

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

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"Optimus Reim" for James Reimer.

"Soupy" for Brian Campbell.

And Chipper Jones' first name is actually Larry? :shocked:

You didn't know that? I learned that from Backyard baseball when I was 7. Where have you been?

And I don't think this thread is complete without Cool Papa Bell and Mitch "The Wild Thing" Williams.

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Homer picks: Doug "Muscle Hamster" Martin, Sam "I Am" Cassell, and the most obvious pick of all: Shawne "Lights Out" Merriman. After all, that's where I got my username from.

Other picks: Shaun "The Matrix" Marion, Vince "Vinsanity" Carter, Shawn "Rain Man" Kemp, Larry "Grandmama" Johnson, DeSean "Action" Jackson, and "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt, Sr (he was my favorite NASCAR driver back in the day).

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WAIT. I remembered the best.

Jared Lorenzen.

Lorenzen_scary_full_length_shot.jpg

Nicknames

Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese", "Hefty Lefty", "The Pillsbury Throwboy", J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger","BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)", "Battleship Lorenzen", "Butterball", "Lord Of The Ring-Dings", and "He Ate Me". Twinkie Monster was also a name given to him at the Dow Event Center by fans of the Saginaw Sting.

Yeah, Lorenzen wins, and it's not even close.

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Let's not forget Glen "Big Baby" Davis

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On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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Pablo "Kung Fu Panda" Sandoval is the first thing that came to mind

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