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Best Nickname in Sports?


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WAIT. I remembered the best.

Jared Lorenzen.

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Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese", "Hefty Lefty", "The Pillsbury Throwboy", J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger","BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)", "Battleship Lorenzen", "Butterball", "Lord Of The Ring-Dings", and "He Ate Me". Twinkie Monster was also a name given to him at the Dow Event Center by fans of the Saginaw Sting.

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"Optimus Reim" for James Reimer.

"Soupy" for Brian Campbell.

And Chipper Jones' first name is actually Larry? :shocked:

You didn't know that? I learned that from Backyard baseball when I was 7. Where have you been?

And I don't think this thread is complete without Cool Papa Bell and Mitch "The Wild Thing" Williams.

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Homer picks: Doug "Muscle Hamster" Martin, Sam "I Am" Cassell, and the most obvious pick of all: Shawne "Lights Out" Merriman. After all, that's where I got my username from.

Other picks: Shaun "The Matrix" Marion, Vince "Vinsanity" Carter, Shawn "Rain Man" Kemp, Larry "Grandmama" Johnson, DeSean "Action" Jackson, and "The Intimidator" Dale Earnhardt, Sr (he was my favorite NASCAR driver back in the day).

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WAIT. I remembered the best.

Jared Lorenzen.

Lorenzen_scary_full_length_shot.jpg

Nicknames

Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese", "Hefty Lefty", "The Pillsbury Throwboy", J.Load", "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger","BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)", "Battleship Lorenzen", "Butterball", "Lord Of The Ring-Dings", and "He Ate Me". Twinkie Monster was also a name given to him at the Dow Event Center by fans of the Saginaw Sting.

Yeah, Lorenzen wins, and it's not even close.

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