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2013-14 NHL Season: "We Are North American Scum"


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One of my favorite parts of nomination season is the Bill Masterton Trophy, an award that I've always liked and found to be emblematic of what hockey is supposed to be all about. The other thing I like about it is that every team nominates a player. CCSLC darling Shane Doan was nominated for outstanding perseverance in the face of tremendous adversity last year because a dog bit his daughter. This year, Michal Handzus is the Blackhawks' nominee for "dealing with serious wrist and knee injuries while playing a key role in the Hawks Stanley Cup championship last season." In other words, for being F***ING OLD. I want to read the other teams' justifications, and see how many of them actually say "okay, look, we know he didn't have a heart attack and almost die in the middle of a game, but..."

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One of my favorite parts of nomination season is the Bill Masterton Trophy, an award that I've always liked and found to be emblematic of what hockey is supposed to be all about. The other thing I like about it is that every team nominates a player. CCSLC darling Shane Doan was nominated for outstanding perseverance in the face of tremendous adversity last year because a dog bit his daughter. This year, Michal Handzus is the Blackhawks' nominee for "dealing with serious wrist and knee injuries while playing a key role in the Hawks Stanley Cup championship last season." In other words, for being F***ING OLD. I want to read the other teams' justifications, and see how many of them actually say "okay, look, we know he didn't have a heart attack and almost die in the middle of a game, but..."

Thank you for bringing this up. In my opinion, it should go to Peverley or Matt Stajan. At least last year they gave it to somone who deserved it.

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awwww sheeeit Mike Gillis got fired

There were "Fi-re Gill-is" chants late in the third period last night too. Fans got their wish.

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From Vancouver last night:

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I guess everyone else was outside burning :censored: . Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Seems like a waste of nature for the shark to not use his teeth.

From Vancouver last night:

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Cut this Canucks attendance in half, then cut that attendance in half, and it would still beat the crowd in Glendale in a millisecond.

You're absolutely right about that...

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Seems like a waste of nature for the shark to not use his teeth.

From Vancouver last night:

Cut this Canucks attendance in half, then cut that attendance in half, and it would still beat the crowd in Glendale in a millisecond.

You're absolutely right about that...

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Ouch! I've seen SPHL teams draw better

Playoff-like atmosphere!

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I was just about to post that I'm watching this game, and the "crowd" is "erupting" when the Flyers score, and just had a nice "let's go Flyers" cheer.

I'm now convinced that these teams exist solely to appease displaced northeasterners, and they should wear their road jerseys at home. Of course I think that the darks should be the road, so they're already listening to me!

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