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2013-14 NHL Season: "We Are North American Scum"


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4-0 Kings to start the 2nd period, Dwight King has two goals, Kopitar breaks a scoreless drought dating back to March and Mike Smith is taken out.

Explain me why Phoenix still has a professional hockey team.

There's nothing professional about those dirty dogs from Glendale (and no, I'm not talking about Gary).

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4-0 Kings to start the 2nd period, Dwight King has two goals, Kopitar breaks a scoreless drought dating back to March and Mike Smith is taken out.

Explain me why Phoenix still has a professional hockey team.

Because clearly it would be 4-0 the other way if the team were from Seattle...

Well it's 4-4 now early in the 3rd. Damn; apparently the Coyotes kryptonite in this game is their own starting goalie.

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So for the dubious benefit of those who missed it, a summary of last night's cavalcade of derp:

Hawks are called with an intentional offside, their second of the game. I've watched or listened to almost every Hawks game for about seven years now. This is the third year that I've had Gamecenter. I could count on my hands and maybe one foot the number of times I've seen two intentional offside calls in a game. Faceoff goes back to their end.

Michael Handzus slips and falls on the puck, which is two for delay of game.

Stamkos scores 23 seconds in from just above the Stamkos spot, Khabibulin never had a chance. 5-4 Tampa.

Matt Carle drops back to Radko Gudas from behind his own blue line. Bounces off Gudas's stick and past a napping Ben Bishop. Game tied. Goal goes to Toews because sure I guess he had it last.

Game goes to overtime. No one sees fit to defend Martin St. Louis. Khabibulin sucks. Ain't even mad, though; it was the worst game the Hawks played all year and they still got a loser point!

♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫

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Nah. He was good in Rockford, but I guess Kostka had the better training camp. The Hawks are organizationally deep enough at defense to lose him and not miss him terribly.

So hey, look, Cam Ward is injured again. No one saw that coming! I'm sure he'll always be considered One Of The Best Goalies In The League, though.

♫ oh yeah, board goes on, long after the thrill of postin' is gone ♫

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So hey, look, Cam Ward is injured again. No one saw that coming! I'm sure he'll always be considered One Of The Best Goalies In The League, though.

Well, at least Anton Khudobin isn't that bad. A quality backup, but it's going to be interesting to see if he can handle the load as a starter. Especially since he looks like that fat kid in school who claims he can play hockey, but actually can't.

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Except Khudobin's hurt, too.

Stanton was a very solid D-man in Rockford, but he basically played himself out of town with consistently abysmal performances in the Hawks' preseason. I know a lot of Hogs followers were taken aback by his poor play.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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Les requins gagner 2-0. They didn't give Montreal an inch at the end, forcing Price to stay in the net the last couple minutes. This team looks awesome, whether they win 9-2 or 2-0.

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BEAR DOWN ARIZONA!

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Blackhawks ate a fat one at home at Minnesota. It's early, but something's gotta happen with these special teams. Also, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Handzus and Roszival are dead.

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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