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As :censored:ty of an ending as it was for a World Series game, they got the call right. Don't blame Joyce. Blame Salty for throwing the damn ball away or Farrell for a few questionable managerial decisions. The Sox got outplayed last night, end of story.

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This World Series is definitely ending on a fan interference call in Game 7.

Or a batting out of order call

I wouldn't be surprised if the Rally Squirrel made an appearance tomorrow night at Busch Stadium the way this series is going... lol.

 

 

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World series ends via a walked in run after 4 straight 20-pitch at-bats after a 2 hour rain delay. The following 2 hours in the postgame will be spent with one team agonizing over how the other cheated or whatever.

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Game 7 is postponed for an entire week, at which point, with no end in sight for the in-climate weather, Commissioner Bud Selig declares a tie and both teams are crowned co-champions. To avoid this scenario happening again, he now makes the World Champion determined by the winning league of All-Star Game. The two respective winners of the LCS then play the fall classic, even with the league winner of the ASG already award the title, then play out the World Series to determine home field advantage for the ASG the next year. Henceforth, a host team from each league is picked to prepare as ASG host with the winning league of the World Series then being awarded the mid-summer classic.

At his retirement press conference in 2015, Bud Selig reveals he is the child Gary Busey and Miley Cyrus. Everyone finally understands.

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Game 7 is postponed for an entire week, at which point, with no end in sight for the in-climate weather, Commissioner Bud Selig declares a tie and both teams are crowned co-champions. To avoid this scenario happening again, he now makes the World Champion determined by the winning league of All-Star Game. The two respective winners of the LCS then play the fall classic, even with the league winner of the ASG already award the title, then play out the World Series to determine home field advantage for the ASG the next year. Henceforth, a host team from each league is picked to prepare as ASG host with the winning league of the World Series then being awarded the mid-summer classic.

At his retirement press conference in 2015, Bud Selig reveals he is the child Gary Busey and Miley Cyrus. Everyone finally understands.

The MVP of the 2014 NFL Pro Bowl chooses 4 teams via lottery that will auto-qualify for the AL/NLCS the following season. Once the two teams are decided for the World Series, each franchise's manager receives a small deck of Pokemon cards, chosen at random by fans during Women's NCAA March Madness. During sponsored intervals of the games, managers will battle their decks. The victor has the option of receiving an immediate 2 runs or removing the opposing pitcher from the game.

The 7th Inning Stretch tradition of God Bless America will instead feature an hour-long pie eating contest between the 3 worst teams in the NBA to determine the #1 pick in the subsequent draft.

If the game reaches midnight, the gates to the ballpark will be closed and purging fires set to scorch away the memory of where we went wrong.

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Game 7 is postponed for an entire week, at which point, with no end in sight for the in-climate weather, Commissioner Bud Selig declares a tie and both teams are crowned co-champions. To avoid this scenario happening again, he now makes the World Champion determined by the winning league of All-Star Game. The two respective winners of the LCS then play the fall classic, even with the league winner of the ASG already award the title, then play out the World Series to determine home field advantage for the ASG the next year. Henceforth, a host team from each league is picked to prepare as ASG host with the winning league of the World Series then being awarded the mid-summer classic.

At his retirement press conference in 2015, Bud Selig reveals he is the child Gary Busey and Miley Cyrus. Everyone finally understands.

The MVP of the 2014 NFL Pro Bowl chooses 4 teams via lottery that will auto-qualify for the AL/NLCS the following season. Once the two teams are decided for the World Series, each franchise's manager receives a small deck of Pokemon cards, chosen at random by fans during Women's NCAA March Madness. During sponsored intervals of the games, managers will battle their decks. The victor has the option of receiving an immediate 2 runs or removing the opposing pitcher from the game.

The 7th Inning Stretch tradition of God Bless America will instead feature an hour-long pie eating contest between the 3 worst teams in the NBA to determine the #1 pick in the subsequent draft.

If the game reaches midnight, the gates to the ballpark will be closed and purging fires set to scorch away the memory of where we went wrong.

Then all the teams who make the MLB playoffs are relocated to Pheonix and Mexico by Gary Bettman.

GO OILERS-GO BLUE JAYS-GO ESKIMOS-GO COLTS

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It's funny reading this thread having watched none of the games. It's probably how it was for people back in the early World Series before TV. Except now I'm catching up via internet articles and message boards instead of buying papers from newsies.

I'm happy for Johnny Gomes. When he was on the Reds he always seemed like the most likely candidate to stab his girlfriend, but at the same time that crazy-guy energy was great for the clubhouse. I really hope he gets a ring.

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Victorino is out again. Here are the lineups:

Red Sox

Jacoby Ellsbury, CF

Dustin Pedroia, 2B

David Ortiz, 1B

Jonny Gomes, LF

Daniel Nava, RF

Xander Bogaerts, 3B

Stephen Drew, SS

David Ross, C

Jon Lester, LHP

Cardinals

Matt Carpenter, 2B

Shane Robinson, CF

Matt Holliday, LF

Carlos Beltran, RF

Yadier Molina, C

Matt Adams, 1B

David Freese, 3B

Pete Kozma, SS

Adam Wainwright, RHP

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