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NHL 15-16: wife-beaters, adulterers, cokeheads, rapists, pill-poppers, AND METHODISTS


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Everybody! Come, gather ye round, tell the children, for our prayers have been answered, and the Great Anaheim Scoring Famine is over! I rushed all the way here from midway through the second period, so I could share the great news! Truly, the days of success are upon us!

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

PotD: 10/19/07, 08/25/08, 07/22/10, 08/13/10, 04/15/11, 05/19/11, 01/02/12, and 01/05/12.

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Tie Domi never would have survived in the new NHL, he'd have to become Overtime Loss Domi.

If this said shootout, I would have nominated it for POTD

On September 20, 2012 at 0:50 AM, 'CS85 said:

It's like watching the hellish undead creakily shuffling their way out of the flames of a liposuction clinic dumpster fire.

On February 19, 2012 at 9:30 AM, 'pianoknight said:

Story B: Red Wings go undefeated and score 100 goals in every game. They also beat a team comprised of Godzilla, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, 2 Power Rangers and Betty White. Oh, and they played in the middle of Iraq on a military base. In the sand. With no ice. Santa gave them special sand-skates that allowed them to play in shorts and t-shirts in 115 degree weather. Jesus, Zeus and Buddha watched from the sidelines and ate cotton candy.

POTD 5/24/12POTD 2/26/17

 

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Meanwhile, up the 5 freeway, Kings have a 6 game winning streak going.

Which of course makes this misery the Ducks are in a blast to experience on social media.

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In other news, the Jackets won their second in a row. McCarthy, looks like that parade in June is becoming closer and closer to a reality!

For better and worse they may be the streakiest team in the NHL, which is great when they're winning 12.5 out of their last 13, but so goddamn annoying when they begin a season 0-8.

They'll spend this entire season trying to dig out of this hole and miss the playoffs by 4 points. Why doesn't this ever happen to the Red Wings?

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