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Is there a business that treats its best customers worse than the NHL does?

The cigarette companies? Other than that, probably no.

Montreal fans get the worst of both worlds!

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The idea of two teams at the caliber of the Blackhawks and Blues meeting in round one is absolutely ludicrous to me... No more automatic spots for division standings please!

They're all best of seven series and you're going to have to meet sometime if you want to get to the Stanley Cup finals. Division seeded playoffs are fine.
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The idea of two teams at the caliber of the Blackhawks and Blues meeting in round one is absolutely ludicrous to me... No more automatic spots for division standings please!

They're all best of seven series and you're going to have to meet sometime if you want to get to the Stanley Cup finals. Division seeded playoffs are fine.

I like it because it should really build up rivalries even more. Blues were up 2-0 on Blackhawks last year and lost 4-2, now they could meet again in first round? Love it.

I mean the Blues seemed to have something going with the Kings and Blackhawks-Canucks was a thing, but regional rivalries are more appealing to me. Meeting in the playoffs regularly is so much better than meeting regularly in the regular season. And the former might make the redundancy of the latter more fun.

Sincerely, casual-compared-to-most-members-here hockey fan.

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Carrying this over from the main thread:

It seems that the Oilers are #1...#1 in the NHL city players admit they don't want to play for, at least according to admissions from player's agents.

http://deadspin.com/where-dont-nhl-players-want-to-play-1686594660

The top five such places:

1. Edmonton

2. Winnipeg

3. Buffalo

4. Ottawa

5. Toronto

adding:

Others receiving mention: New Jersey, Florida ("Guys don't like going to a place where the building is empty and they can't win"), Arizona ("Phoenix has been somewhat common, partially because of the instability of ownership the last few years")

Might it be time to dispense with some of the tropes about how hockey players are both The Toughest Men Alive and The Realest Dudes? Because to me they all sound really cunty. Like, do these guys want to play anywhere? Toronto sucks because there's too much pressure. New Jersey sucks because there's not enough pressure. You can't play for Phoenix because they might move to Canada. You can't play for Winnipeg because they're already in Canada. Edmonton is too small. New York is too big. Buffalo is too cold. Florida is too hot. Montreal is too French. Quebec is so French that it's off the map altogether. Where do these coked-up pricks want to be? I'm sorry we couldn't cut the whole league down to Los Angeles, Carolina, and Anaheim, the only three locales that I haven't heard associated with any sort of bitching.

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Canucks announce Tom Sestito isn't going to ever play anywhere in their system again:

http://www.uticacomets.com/tom-sestito-out-for-the-season/

This is a weird thing, right? I mean, we all know he's a sack of crap on the ice, but he must be doing something dreadful off of it to get perma-benched from AHL action.

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I totally agree! If you didn't want to deal with the pressures of being a professional athlete, then why are you one? These guys need to get their heads out of their rear ends and be bloody grateful that they are doing what they love and are being paid ridiculous amounts of money for it as well. Comes with the job. If you don't like it, then quit.

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Carrying this over from the main thread:

It seems that the Oilers are #1...#1 in the NHL city players admit they don't want to play for, at least according to admissions from player's agents.

http://deadspin.com/where-dont-nhl-players-want-to-play-1686594660

The top five such places:

1. Edmonton

2. Winnipeg

3. Buffalo

4. Ottawa

5. Toronto

adding:

Others receiving mention: New Jersey, Florida ("Guys don't like going to a place where the building is empty and they can't win"), Arizona ("Phoenix has been somewhat common, partially

because of the instability of ownership the last few years")

Might it be time to dispense with some of the tropes about how hockey players are both The Toughest Men Alive and The Realest Dudes? Because to me they all sound really cunty. Like, do these guys want to play anywhere?

Toronto sucks because there's too much pressure. New Jersey sucks because there's not enough pressure. You can't play for Phoenix because they might move to Canada. You can't play for Winnipeg because they're already in Canada. Edmonton is too small. New York is too big. Buffalo is too cold. Florida is too hot. Montreal is too French. Quebec is so French

that it's off the map altogether. Where do these coked-up pricks want to be? I'm sorry we couldn't cut the whole league down to Los Angeles, Carolina, and Anaheim, the only three

locales that I haven't heard associated with any sort of bitching.

I do remember I think McCarthy saying that Jack Johnson was very happy to leave LA and go to Columbus.

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I think Jack Johnson was a weird case because of how his career was kind of sputtering with the Kings. Exception that proves the rule.

But right now, the Kings and Ducks have the holy trinity of championship traditions, nice weather, and low pressure. That's tough to compete with.

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In two weeks, Las Vegas has found 7,000 of the 10,000 people it wanted to drop down a $150 refundable deposit on potential NHL season tickets. Hey, that seems very, very bad! I bet the league won't be holding any guns to heads about it like they did with Winnipeg, though!

On 1/25/2013 at 1:53 PM, 'Atom said:

For all the bird de lis haters I think the bird de lis isnt supposed to be a pelican and a fleur de lis I think its just a fleur de lis with a pelicans head. Thats what it looks like to me. Also the flair around the tip of the beak is just flair that fleur de lis have sometimes source I am from NOLA.

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In two weeks, Las Vegas has found 7,000 of the 10,000 people it wanted to drop down a $150 refundable deposit on potential NHL season tickets. Hey, that seems very, very bad! I bet the league won't be holding any guns to heads about it like they did with Winnipeg, though!

Wasn't the big story that they got 5,000 deposits in 36 hours? That means they got the other 2,000 in about 12 and a half days. Seems like there are about 5,000 passionate hockey fans in Las Vegas. That sounds like the right number for an ECHL team.

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I think Jack Johnson was a weird case because of how his career was kind of sputtering with the Kings. Exception that proves the rule.

But right now, the Kings and Ducks have the holy trinity of championship traditions, nice weather, and low pressure. That's tough to compete with.

Jack Johnson hated living in LA for all the regular reasons people hate living in LA. Plus, I don't think his attitude fit in with the rest of the dressing room.

The irony now is that Jack Johnson was excited to get to Columbus because he'd be closer to family, but as it turns out moving closer to Michigan just meant they were now able to literally steal money out of his pockets rather than stealing from him from across the country through shadier channels.

and f*** Jeff Carter forever, but if there was ever a hockey player born to play for Los Angeles, it's that douche. Those two are a match made in d***head heaven.

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