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Unocal going off the handle is hilarious. I don't know what the rest of you are on about.

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1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said:

and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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Just now, DG_ThenNowForever said:

Unocal going off the handle is hilarious. I don't know what the rest of you are on about.

I mean, any joke can stop being funny if it's repeated too often. And Uno's constant whinging is getting to that point.

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Just now, DG_ThenNowForever said:

Unocal going off the handle is hilarious. I don't know what the rest of you are on about.

 

You have a higher tolerance for spam than the rest of us. I'd argue the majority of the board either ignores him or wants him gone.

 

He's got the most "go away" heat I've seen since Baron Corbin.

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1 hour ago, tBBP said:

 

Just a funny little anecdote for all of the rest of y'all: both Fiddy and I had a cousin on those Super Bowl teams, one on each team. Of course, for one of us those blood ties ain't mean jack, but both of us ended up celebrating after it was over (or rather, once we knew it was over for good...after one of those cousins ran back a pick-six to ice it.)


Yeah Doug is a pretty distant relationship to me (dad’s cousin’s kid), and my dad had an ENORMOUS family. I think I’ve only ever been in the same room with him once, and it was when I was very young.
 

I actually have two extended family members that played in the NFL, and the other one is probably more well known (not well known like your cousin, though), but is an even further association. Peyton Hillis. He’s my late uncle’s (by marriage) nephew. 

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She’s still half convinced “Chris Creamer” is a porn site.)
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48 minutes ago, Unocal said:

Is Todd Bowles the worst coach to ever win a playoff game?

 

 

44 minutes ago, Unocal said:

 

Tampa already won a fugazi Super Bowl 3 years ago. That would be anything but a fun story.

 

37 minutes ago, Unocal said:

Does anybody actually WANT to see these NFC games?

 

GB/SF is a stale rerun that everyone is tired of.

 

TB/DET sounds like a 1:00 chris myers/ron pitts game

 

PHI/DAL losing guaranteed there is a 50 percent chance of an NFC mid-off

 

NBC has to be crying knowing they have to make us pretend to care about Faker Mayfield and that fraud of a HC

 

34 minutes ago, Unocal said:

Jordan Love. Baker Mayfield.

 

What do they both have in common?

 

They are insufferable asshats

 

You've been warned twice now about the trolling. It's one thing to have bad takes, but it's clear that you're doing this just to get a response about of people.

 

I don't like to go full mod on anyone, but you've left me no choice. This nonsense either stops immediately or the moderating team will take action. That means you have a decision to make. Do you want to troll your way out of here in a blaze of glory, or do you want to stick around and try being a contributing member of the community? It's up to you. Full disclosure, I don't care either way. Consider yourself officially warned.

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1 hour ago, infrared41 said:

 

 

 

 

You've been warned twice now about the trolling. It's one thing to have bad takes, but it's clear that you're doing this just to get a response about of people.

 

I don't like to go full mod on anyone, but you've left me no choice. This nonsense either stops immediately or the moderating team will take action. That means you have a decision to make. Do you want to troll your way out of here in a blaze of glory, or do you want to stick around and try being a contributing member of the community? It's up to you. Full disclosure, I don't care either way. Consider yourself officially warned.


3 warning points = 3 strikes and I’m out

 

strike 3 is the last straw for me. I set myself on a 3 strike rule for years and that has gone by the wayside.

 

I am taking action on myself. Since I can’t delete my own account, I am going to permanently ban myself.


I blew a 2nd chance and don’t deserve a 3rd.

 

goodbye.

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4 minutes ago, Unocal said:


3 warning points = 3 strikes and I’m out

 

strike 3 is the last straw for me. I set myself on a 3 strike rule for years and that has gone by the wayside.

 

I am taking action on myself. Since I can’t delete my own account, I am going to permanently ban myself.


I blew a 2nd chance and don’t deserve a 3rd.

 

goodbye.

 

😞

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1 hour ago, ShutUpLutz! said:

and the drunken doodoobags jumping off the tops of SUV's/vans/RV's onto tables because, oh yeah, they are drunken drug abusing doodoobags

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2 hours ago, Unocal said:

Is Todd Bowles the worst coach to ever win a playoff game?

 

 

2 hours ago, Unocal said:

 

Tampa already won a fugazi Super Bowl 3 years ago. That would be anything but a fun story.

 

2 hours ago, Unocal said:

If we get a GB/TB NFC-CG, whoever wins the AFC will be a 2 score favorite.

 

2 hours ago, Unocal said:

Does anybody actually WANT to see these NFC games?

 

GB/SF is a stale rerun that everyone is tired of.

 

TB/DET sounds like a 1:00 chris myers/ron pitts game

 

PHI/DAL losing guaranteed there is a 50 percent chance of an NFC mid-off

 

NBC has to be crying knowing they have to make us pretend to care about Faker Mayfield and that fraud of a HC

 

2 hours ago, Unocal said:

Jordan Love. Baker Mayfield.

 

What do they both have in common?

 

They are insufferable asshats

 

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2 hours ago, Unocal said:

I am taking action on myself. Since I can’t delete my own account, I am going to permanently ban myself.


I blew a 2nd chance and don’t deserve a 3rd.

 

goodbye.

 

Warning points are just that, a warning. You're welcome to stay, but the trolling has to stop. The ball is still in your court.

 

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1 hour ago, See Red said:

They’ll just give anyone a press pass these days.

 

As someone who used to have to go to these things, I wish I could say that is the dumbest question I've ever heard at a sports press conference, but it wouldn't even make my the top ten.

 

My guess is the NFL isn't her regular beat. She sounds like someone who was there because she was the only one available for the assignment that day. People that are actually in sports media ask way dumber questions than that. Like unbelievably dumber.

 

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5 hours ago, infrared41 said:

 

As someone who used to have to go to these things, I wish I could say that is the dumbest question I've ever heard at a sports press conference, but it wouldn't even make my the top ten.

 

My guess is the NFL isn't her regular beat. She sounds like someone who was there because she was the only one available for the assignment that day. People that are actually in sports media ask way dumber questions than that. Like unbelievably dumber.

 

Like the guy at the Super Bowl that asked Doug Williams, "How long have you been a black quarterback?" 

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12 minutes ago, Sport said:

 

Like the guy at the Super Bowl that asked Doug Williams, "How long have you been a black quarterback?" 

 

A few months back there was a guy that escaped from prison around here and was armed and dangerous.  But he was a shorter individual.  Once apprehended, after a multi-week manhunt, he was returned to prison and there was a big press conference with a Lt. Colonel of the State Police, and governor.

 

One of the reporters* asked the police chief if, since he was shorter, they were ever afraid that he'd partner up with another short man and walk around in a trench coat "lil rascals style".  The Lt. simply said "no".

 

*turns out it was some guy who's dog got loose and he followed the dog into what turned out to be the press conference, so he stayed and posed as a reporter.  That may be the dumbest question ever asked (had it been legit.)

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, BBTV said:

 

A few months back there was a guy that escaped from prison around here and was armed and dangerous.  But he was a shorter individual.  Once apprehended, after a multi-week manhunt, he was returned to prison and there was a big press conference with a Lt. Colonel of the State Police, and governor.

 

One of the reporters* asked the police chief if, since he was shorter, they were ever afraid that he'd partner up with another short man and walk around in a trench coat "lil rascals style".  The Lt. simply said "no".

 

*turns out it was some guy who's dog got loose and he followed the dog into what turned out to be the press conference, so he stayed and posed as a reporter.  That may be the dumbest question ever asked (had it been legit.)

 

 

 

That's not dumb, that's just awesome.

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2 hours ago, BBTV said:

 

A few months back there was a guy that escaped from prison around here and was armed and dangerous.  But he was a shorter individual.  Once apprehended, after a multi-week manhunt, he was returned to prison and there was a big press conference with a Lt. Colonel of the State Police, and governor.

 

One of the reporters* asked the police chief if, since he was shorter, they were ever afraid that he'd partner up with another short man and walk around in a trench coat "lil rascals style".  The Lt. simply said "no".

 

*turns out it was some guy who's dog got loose and he followed the dog into what turned out to be the press conference, so he stayed and posed as a reporter.  That may be the dumbest question ever asked (had it been legit.)

 

 

 

 

I laughed out loud when I was watching the presser for Cavalcante and heard that question. It was fantastic.

 

Side note: I've already forgotten about that, even though he was like 15 minutes from my house and literally in my brother's neighborhood at one point, and I was absolutely glued to the live streams when it seemed like they were about to get him. 

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49 minutes ago, ruttep said:

 

Rich Kotite won a playoff game in 1992

 

Discussion over.

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